Meeting girls and Chat up lines..........

Who knows, you'll eventually run into some girl with OCD who has to have everything clean (like Monica from friends)...and when you do, you're coming away from the deal with a squeaky clean *******, that's for sure!
 
Man chat up lines -_- are so gay i only really use them on the dim ones.

Usualy with alota chicks yah just start dancing with the bird randomly in a club maybe say a few words but chat up lines can make you look reallly gay lol.
 
MiNxYyY said:
Ahaa :p If you want to get lucky, go for a girl less attractive than you.
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Is this what I will have to brown paper bag when I get lucky? :(
 
I've never used a chat up line. I just sit at the bar, order myself a pint of real ale, lick my eyebrows and the girls start coming over to say hi.










*may or may not be true
 
Castiel said:
That is the secret. Knowing when it is appropiate.

My wife actually chatted me up so it's a two way street.

A Royal Marine dress Uniform is chat-up line enough on most occasions.:)
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Indeed. Simple things, like, when I was on holiday a few years ago, a pretty blonde girl (not normally my type) sat on the sun lounger next to me (we had seen one another a few times that week), I went to buy a drink and asked her if I can borrow her table for putting my drink on it, she replied with a smooth Russian accent "It's not my table, but you can buy me a drink if you're going to use it...", and that was that. A summer of joy it was! :D Tiring though....
 
Freefaller said:
Indeed. Simple things, like, when I was on holiday a few years ago, a pretty blonde girl (not normally my type) sat on the sun lounger next to me (we had seen one another a few times that week), I went to buy a drink and asked her if I can borrow her table for putting my drink on it, she replied with a smooth Russian accent "It's not my table, but you can buy me a drink if you're going to use it...", and that was that. A summer of joy it was! :D Tiring though....
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fap fap fap.

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P.s I emailed you about MM access. Did you get it?

regards
 
Ksanti said:
I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying the location is a big part of what girls you're meeting. I'm not saying that about either, that's exaggerating. I wouldn't want to go out with a **** regardless of whether or not she's middle class, and I never said all of them fit one stereotype, and if a girl or a guy can't speak English I'm not going to enjoy talking to them either. 90% of girls my age in my part of London are chavs? Yeah I can believe that.
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Do you know what a chav is, or what it means? I mean seriously, if you think 90% of our (I'm guessing here, ~20s) age group are chavs, you are seriously over using the term. Not everyone who wears a hat is a chav.
 
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