Naked trampoline man avoids jail sentence

Mr Jack said:
Me though, I'd be most worried about burning it with that fag, or a stray bit of ash :eek:
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hot rock down the japs eye? :eek:

Its stupid that he was put on the sex offenders list for that. It would be a good (not even that good) a story to tell your mates.

At uni we dare each other to do things like go out into the road at night and do naked star jumps in front of cars whilst holding weights or knock on someone door with just a balaclava on and ask for some tomato sauce.

Its all just fun I suppose, maybe the woman wouldnt have reported him if he was in his 20s and had a weapon of a penis
 
oli356 said:
Was thinking the same. Its his garden its not like in the middle of town..

Amazed they can arrest you for this.. how ridiculous
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Indeed, not as if he was at yer womans glass patio doors rubbing it against the glass to make that squeaking sound. :eek:
 
:eek: Once got caught by the police, while I was in midflow with someone else, all they did was search the car for drugs and then told us to enjoy the rest of our evening....could'nt stop laughing after they had gone :D
 
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Wasn't there a story around a year ago of a man chasing a guy who tried to break in to his car. He was starkers as well and the police commended him. Surely running down the street with it slapping back and forth is worse than bouncing in your own garden?
 
That picture is brilliantly appropriate :D

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replace white with skin colour.
 
AHarvey said:
Wasn't there a story around a year ago of a man chasing a guy who tried to break in to his car. He was starkers as well and the police commended him. Surely running down the street with it slapping back and forth is worse than bouncing in your own garden?
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The "mens rea" or guilty intention is different.

The guy in the garden performed an act for sexual gratification (hence the addition to the register) whereas the guy chasing a burglar had no such intention in mind, he just ran after him in the heat of the moment.

People have been put on the register for pinching a girls bum in a nightclub before...
 
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