Writing to companies to get free stuff.

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Anyone had any success with this? Reason I ask is that I have a bottle of Old Peculiar that is 5 years out of date so I wrote to Theakston's asking if they could assist. They fobbed me off. My email is written below.
I'm going to write to them tomorrow!

To whom it may concern,

Upon recently clearing out a cupboard that I do not often venture into, I have discovered a bottle of 'Theakston Old Peculiar Ale'. I'm sure you can imagine my glee at finding such a fine ale after a hard days of cleaning and tidying up. I sat down, and prepared myself to drink such a delicious beverage. However, I was soon struck with an issue that prevented me from allowing the sweet, precious, and delicious nectar from entering my mouth and flooding joyfully over my tastebuds. The issue is such: The Best Before date is "31/03/05" (with the code 'L1810505' placed below this date). Good grief I exclaimed, to much surprise from my cat who darted across the room. I could not, however much I wanted to, drink this! Who knows of the untold dangers that I could find myself in.

So, Theakston. Are you able to assist me in my penchant for your fine ale.

I thank you in advance,

Kind Regards.

They replied:

Dear Mr Frew

Thank you for your email

We would always advise that a product should be used before the best before date. After this date has expired,although the liquid will not cause illness, we can no longer guarantee the freshness of the product and the flavour/taste will not be up to the expected standard.

If I can be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact me on **********

Kind Regards

Maria ******.
 
make a complaint and you're more likely to get free stuff.

i once wrote to Clinique and said my exfoliating face scrub was a weird texture, and they sent me a new one free of charge (then i realised the texture was actually supposed to be like that, so i ended up getting a freebie :D)
 
I don't see why you would think they would replace a bottle of drink that you bought ages ago and let go out of date with a fresh one?

this


the method for free stuff is to complain and complain some more. if you said '' bought your ale. it tasted worse than normal. i am dissapoint!'' you would probably be drunk for free in the near future

my grandma once complained that the tube of smarties inside a smarties multipack had lost its lid so when she opened it smarties went everywhere. they sent a full box of smarties and not long after they started coming with those plastic seals ! result !
 
Bengaboy, it's worth a bash! You never know, I would settle for some beer mats!
Complaining would be the obvious choice, but I don't really want too as I like the beer the company make. I think I'll drink it this weekend and see how I cope.

MisChief, you're silly.
I like the Smarties story "andy".
Who's got some more?
 
I found a shard of plastic in my pot noodle once. As a rebel 11 year old I wrote them a letter explaining my distraught at such a catastrophy and they sent me a £5 pot noodle voucher.

:D
 
Got £4.50 Heinz voucher as when I opened the beans tin they had been mouldy and had bits of metal in it. They actually followed it up by phoning and making sure I got the voucher.

<3 Heinz :D
 
Often rather than complaining etc, sending "I love your product because xxxx and would like to thank you etc" gets you free stuff :p
 
The old bag in accounts I used to work with did this all the time. She once got a solid chocolate chunky bar (which is a bonus when it happens IMO) and rang nestle to complain and said she could have broken a tooth on it. They sent her a full box as compensation.

She blagged free stuff all the time. She used to brag that she lived off £5 per week and she was the stingiest woman I know.

Other examples of her frugle living:

Going to bed when it gets dark so she doesn't have to put lights on.
Sweet talking blokes at work to pop round and do little jobs for her.
Never having the heating on in her house, put more clothes on and wrap up in a blanket and go to bed if too cold.
Every time she used somebody elses toilet - public,work,friends house take some extra toilet paper and put it in her handbag to take home. She used to brag she had never bought toilet paper for over 10 years.

I wouldn't mind but she had no mortgage and was paid £22,000 per year. God knows what she did with her money. She will be one of those people who when she dies will leave a million pounds.
 
A friend of mine once wrote an email to McVities about how their ginger cake was the best he ever had and it was so good he *had* to let them know.

They sent him a voucher for a free cake.
 
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