JOKE TIME! As requested by tibbsey

iviv said:
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Funnier than the OP :p
 
I never wanted this.

I merely asked for more hilarity similar to that which you posted in the PC Games forum.


I take no responsibility for this thread.
 
Daughter asks dad if she can grab a lift to the cinema,
"Only if i get head from you my dear" he stated
" Come on im your daughter!!!" she protested
"My way or the highway " dad said
"ok i'll do it... errrr it tastes like poo" she barffed
" Your brother wanted his curfew lifted earlier today"
 
elmuzzy66. said:
Daughter asks dad if she can grab a lift to the cinema,
"Only if i get head from you my dear" he stated
" Come on im your daughter!!!" she protested
"My way or the highway " dad said
"ok i'll do it... errrr it tastes like poo" she barffed
" Your brother wanted his curfew lifted earlier today"
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:eek::o
 
elmuzzy66. said:
Daughter asks dad if she can grab a lift to the cinema,
"Only if i get head from you my dear" he stated
" Come on im your daughter!!!" she protested
"My way or the highway " dad said
"ok i'll do it... errrr it tastes like poo" she barffed
" Your brother wanted his curfew lifted earlier today"
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The better version of that is he bloke who wants to go fishing. His wife isn't up for it, so he tells her she can either go fishing, give him head or take one up the marmite motorway, and he goes to his toolshed to get his fishing gear. When he comes back, she says she'll give him head, so he whips jr out and she gets cracking. Suddenly she stops and cries "it tastes like ****!" and the husband says "yeah, the dog didn't want to go fishing either, and he's got sharp teeth"

Awful joke, still, but not as bad as the OP, who needs a humour transplant.
 
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