Someone's German Shepard in my garden

[Lightnix]

To the internet! Seriously I have no idea what to do. Its owner is shouting at it from the adjacent garden and seems to have absolutely no control over it. Help! D:

 

[Meatball]

Shout to the owner "he/she is in my garden, number *insert*"

 

[VaderDSL]

Pet it.

 

[Slam62]

shag it

why not?

 

[Eclectic]

Its hardly about to attack you. But if it does, pics or it didnt happen

 

[Maccy]

Chocolate!

 

[asim18]

Put it on gumtree.

 

[tibbsey]

It's a fox.

 

["andy"]

send him back to germany

 

[Cybermyk]

Dig a big deep hole and cover it with leaves.

 

[stulid]

Its a german shepard not a dangerous dog, grow a pair of balls, walk out there, grab it by the collar and escort it of your property.

 

[Lightnix]

Its hardly about to attack you. But if it does, pics or it didnt happen

It was looking and sounding pretty agitated earlier, which is what put me on edge (and activated my Internet reflexes).

 

[J1234]

Shout to the owner "he/she is in my garden, number *insert*"

This.

Jesus OP. :/

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

shag it

why not?

keep away from my dog

 

[Stupot_]

Lol. Are you scared of it? There there...

 

[Lightnix]

This.

Jesus OP. :/

The owner was looking right at it.

 

[Efour]

is it Hitler?

 

[doofer]

Shout out of your window:

Te Schafe sind nicht hier, sie sind auf den Feldern!

And he'll go away,

 

[agnes]

Pat it's head whilst whispering the words "It's been a while my furry friend, the kitchen is this way"... Make sure your neighbours can hear you though.

ags

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

Feed it beer.