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Dan Dan

Dan Dan

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It made me laugh today so i thought id share it :)

I was in the toilet and a lad had just finished having a slash the same time as an old guy, the old guy washed his hands and the young lad went to walk out of the toilet and the old guy said to him "When I was in school we were taught to wash our hands after we go to the toilet" to which this young lad replied "Well in school we were taught how to wee without getting p**s on our hands" and walked out.

The old guy was gobsmacked. It was highly amusing.

Maybe you had to be there lol...
 
Habit makes me wash my hands after 'going peepee', but I'm not sure of the actual benefits, especially in a public toilet where, particularly if they don't have automaitc taps and dryers, I'm sure your hands must be dirtier after washing your hands than if you hadn't bothered.

However, no matter how good you are at not urinating on your hands, some side spray can occur and there are plenty of germs on your bell end!

PS Dan Dan I reckon you read that story somewhere and passed it off as an encounter ;).
 
Good retort to the old guy but it's basic hygiene really; I would have said (to the young guy) 'Would you want to shake my hand if I had touched my penis?" :p
 
Funny story, almost seems unbelievable. Personally I always wash my hands whatever I do. I do find it disgusting when people have a number 2 and don't wash their hands.

Robbie G said:
However, no matter how good you are at not urinating on your hands, some side spray can occur and there are plenty of germs on your bell end!
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Speak for yourself, mine is as clean as a whistle. ;)
 
Robbie G said:
Habit makes me wash my hands after 'going peepee', but I'm not sure of the actual benefits, especially in a public toilet where, particularly if they don't have automaitc taps and dryers, I'm sure your hands must be dirtier after washing your hands than if you hadn't bothered.

However, no matter how good you are at not urinating on your hands, some side spray can occur and there are plenty of germs on your bell end!

PS Dan Dan I reckon you read that story somewhere and passed it off as an encounter ;).
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Speak for yourself, you dirty bugger. Where are you putting yours? :eek:
 
I would have lol'd.

Prob is pointless cleaning your hands, but I do it out of habit more than anything else. Plus it just feels minging, unless its not in a toilet.
 
lets face it my penis is probably cleaner than my hands, we should be washing them before peeing
 
A biology student at uni once told me it's better practise to wash your hands before you touch your nob than the other way round - providing you don't **** all over yourself. Not sure if there's any truth to that.
 
I go to wash my hands at toilets just to use the Dyson Airblade's if they are available :p

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Nothing better than having clean hands.
 
Warbie said:
A biology student at uni once told me it's better practise to wash your hands before you touch your nob than the other way round - providing you don't **** all over yourself. Not sure if there's any truth to that.
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I've heard that.

A mate of mine works with chemicals, and there are signed notices around the bathrooms instructing workers to thoroughly wash hands before using the facilities (i.e. before touching your 'equipment').

I do it before and after, and always open doors with either a tap of my foot (if it opens away from me), or with a wad of tissue if I need to pull by the handle. After all, even though I wash my hands, there are absolute animals who don't. Most likely the same animals who have explosive **** in the toilet bowls/leave floating turds in there without flushing.
 
chrisxuk said:
I go to wash my hands at toilets just to use the Dyson Airblade's if they are available :p

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Nothing better than having clean hands.[/QUOTE]

After using that - I feel like my hands have been kissed by angels :D
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Lydzor said:
Funny story, almost seems unbelievable. Personally I always wash my hands whatever I do. I do find it disgusting when people have a number 2 and don't wash their hands.



Speak for yourself, mine is as clean as a whistle. ;)
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Blow your own offen do you?
 
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