Toasties vs ..?

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:22

Toasties are great. Ham, edam, jalapeno peppers, maybe some pepper or salt. What about some onion? Done.

"But I don't like those great things because I'm rubbish!" you exclaim. No problem. How does some brie and tomato with a salsa relish sound? Pretty good, yes?

Let's go basic. A cheese toastie, during some war, saved lives. FACT. You can supersize that to a war-victory toastie by adding vitrol and reducing muslims, gays and those ******* liberals (who make your toastie gay) *

So, my toastie is primed, loaded, hot and ready. It is a wholemeal (controversial, I know) construction, triangular cut, with smoked ham, brie, sauteed onions, paprika and red jalapenos . Can you beat this?

Bring forth your late night snack food for the showdown! This is basically top trumps but for drunk food.

* FOX News is awesome and so is the Christian Right in the US!

PardonTheWait · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:24

Monster munch sandwich

Or a whole slab of grilled halloumi

Musty Pie · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:24

LOL WUT?

TangoSixteen · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:26

intellectual thread, OP is on the class A's

Sp00n · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:26

Put down the crackpipe and slowly walk away from the keyboard.

Morgoth · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:27

I'm not sure what I just read. But it did make me think a little bit.

Relentless81 · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:29

Put beans on a toasty (the ones with the little sausages in) and chew on a nice slice of STFU

Thank me later

/Thread

chrisxuk · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:31

How about; ham, cheddar cheese and cucumber in a pita bread?

Cosimo · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:32

PardonTheWait said:
Or a whole slab of grilled halloumi

I lke my halloumi wrapped in dry cured ham.

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:35

PardonTheWait said:
Monster munch sandwich

Or a whole slab of grilled halloumi

What flavour of MM? This is important. Also, what kind of bread and how is it delivered? Toastie wins due to past history and confirmed ingredients.

chrisxuk said:
How about; ham, cheddar cheese and cucumber in a pita bread?

Very staple and very stable. Not a bad choice by any means but lacking in ... flair? Toastie wins by default.

NEXT!

The Dread Pirate · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:38

Welsh rarebit Wins outright because toasties are the lazy mans rarebit!

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:41

I'm going to have to press you on specifics. It's the rules.

dpbadger · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:45

Cheese, baked beans and chilli sauce. Its a bit like napalm when it comes out.
Dave

The Dread Pirate · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:46

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_rarebit

I usually have mine with Smoked Wensleydale, chorizo, worscestershire sauce, Tabasco habanero sauce & if I can find some garlic but thats optional as we tend to use all of the garlic in other foods.

p4radox · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:49

Have you ever tried a fried egg in a toastie? It's an absolute revelation. :cool:

Efour · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:50

dpbadger said:
Cheese, baked beans and chilli sauce. Its a bit like napalm when it comes out.
Dave

nice my fav too.

PermaBanned · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:52

CRISPY PANCAKES

Greebo · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:53

Cheese, baked beans and tomato ketchup.

Marky · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:54

Did I read the OP correctly or am I having a stroke? :eek:

Klo · 23 Aug 2010 at 13:57

Marky said:
Did I read the OP correctly or am I having a stroke?

Same thing tbh