A bit of drama as usual on a Monday

SiriusB said:
This is the bit that tells me you deserved two sore testicles. You were looking for a reaction and, bloody hell, you got one!

Perhaps you will stop being a penis before you get a slap next time.
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I think friends tend to digs little digs for a laugh and he's just suddenly had a weird outburst and got violent.

I've said much worse to friends and got much worse back but never have we got violent. :confused:
 
PraxxtorCruel said:
Well, I went shopping with my best friend who just came from abroad about 2 weeks ago, well we where at Asda picking some food, anyways I call him this nickname a few times whilst we are going around which is 'dimpo'. He didn't react to it or anything so I just left it, about 10 minutes later we go to queue at the checkouts, I look the other direction (not facing him) and just mumbling 'dimpo' twice not actually remarking him, it just for some reason popped to my mind. That's when he slammed me across the face, pushed me to onto a shelf, not being able to do nothing as was holding my wallet in one hand and the jacket on the other, fell onto my knees, kicked my balls as hard as he could, ran a few steps away, came back and spat me in my face and then ran outside. I got up, walked out and just got into my car and drove of.

The same night, I find out from my sister that he had asked her to get some ecstasy pills for him. I have known him for 16 years.

Now we are usually always calling each other nicknames etc. I was just so shocked, I couldn't even react.

His been living at my place for the time being and I have been lending him a lot of money and I have his suitcase.

What would you guys do in my situation? Amend?
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Buy him a pint.
 
Your first thing is to point out that he is on drugs - perhaps the answers right there. Oh and I'd kick him out no matter how many times I've antagonised mates or vice versa it's never ended up in violence - proper mates don't do that.



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Here are some nice Es for him. :D

THE RUC and education chiefs have gone on the alert over Ecstasy tablets laced with rat poison.

They fear drug barons may have secretly smuggled a consignment of the deadly tablets, containing strychnine, from Holland into Ulster.

Now they have warned schools to inform pupils of the increased dangers of taking the lethal drugs.

In a memo, seen by Sunday Mirror, a government official at the Department of Education has warned primary and secondary school headmasters: "This new type of drug containing strychnine can kill - very quickly."

A small quantity of the drug was found last month by Dutch police during a raid on the home of a drugs baron.

Forensic tests found tiny amounts of rat poison in the drug.

The risk warning was recently passed to the Departments of Education and Health in Northern Ireland.

Senior security sources said that as yet none of the drugs has been uncovered in Ulster.

However, police chiefs are concerned that some of the Province's major drug smugglers could already have bought the laced tablets.

A senior security source said: "We are talking about a poison which affects the system in a few minutes, causing convulsions, vomiting and finally leading to renal failure and death.

"But the situation we face currently is much more serious and extremely dangerous."
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If he was on ecstacy you would know about it and he wouldn't want to smash your face in just cuddle you in the corner and maybe stroke you lovingly.

Sounds like he secretly hates you, maybe he had sex with your sister or something.
 
Maybe he's going through a rough patch and couldn't be bothered with you ripping it out of him at that time.

He didn't react to it or anything so I just left it
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That was the telling point. The banter usually goes back and forth as you said. You then started it again and...

SiriusB said:
This is the bit that tells me you deserved two sore testicles. You were looking for a reaction and, bloody hell, you got one!

Perhaps you will stop being a penis before you get a slap next time.
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Now rub your cherry's better, swallow your pride and go see what's up with your "best friend", hopefully you can help him ;).




oh, and he's probably doing your sister
 
Robboftw said:
Shoot him.

Its the only way to be sure.
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In the face, with man mustard TBH, maybe follow up with a toe poke to the old 3 piece suite and then sleep with his mum, video it and post it to him for later viewing.

After that I think he might get the message. You will of course need to throw him out of your gaf before you do all the listed activities above appart from the man mustard to the face, you can do that while he is sleeping take photos and post them on facebook with an appropriate caption
 
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