Tuesday Jokes
- Thread starter Greebo
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Just take it on the chin and hit back with some more.
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All pass the okayameter.
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I hope you realise how much we appreciate you.
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1 was awful, you redeemed yourself with no. 4 though 
Okay:
Paddy's dad dies so he's crying. After two minutes he cries even louder. His friend says "What's happened now?"
Paddy: My sister just called me, her dad's died as well!
Why do women wear knickers?
because the Health & Safety at Work Act 1974 states "All manholes must be covered when not in use!"
I've done my bit for the pakistan flood appeal today, really struggled with it though.....have you ever tried sticking a 2nd class stamp on a mop?
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That joke is basically from Arrested Development
Not only have I made one the best joke threads on ocuk for sometime, it won me a free copy of metro2033
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18179083
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18179083
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Cows live for 60 years?
Not only have I made one the best joke threads on ocuk for sometime, it won me a free copy of metro2033
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18179083
That's only because it's your first joke thread and everyone is being kind to you.
We need a poll: Post some more, retire whilst you're ahead, ban, off with his head.