Bananaphobia

WTF thats weird, how does he/she react when in the presence of a windmill then?

He gets all nervous and sweaty and stressy,

We got one of those little ones you put in the garden and we put it on his doorstep (I pick him up for work), when he opened the door he freaked right out and wouldn't come out. He went out the back door and over the fence to get to my car.
 
Silly sod :D.

I know. We posted a fake news item on the company newsletter at work as well, saying that the power company were erecting a windmill at the bottom of his street and he took it seriously and phoned the council to complain before we could stop him.

He generally ignores us now, so it's not so much fun.
 
Shock news as no one understands what a phobia actually is.

Exactly.
My eldest went through 18 months of treatment for hers and it was horrible.
It was something that affected her every day and made her life her misery.

On a related note my Father In Law wouldn't allow bananas near him or on the table but he wouldn't spack out.
 
I can believe some of this because mine is a bit hard to comprehend. For me in general, I'm phobic of the dark and I normally still have to have a light on when I'm in bed. Normal children stuff but in adulthood. Except the weird bit is that I'm more afraid/vulnerable on the right hand side of me instead of the left. It does exist.
 
I know someone afraid of buttons, the bigger they are the worse they are. Completely serious.
 
i have a phobia of syringes and clowns, i actually threw up and had nightmares for about a month after seeing saw2 when the girl jumps into the pit of syringes.
 
I have a phobia of big black spiders, I guess it's a phobia as I need to get em out, I get worried they'll jump at me, the other night I got one in some tissue, and the bugger jumped out, and I never knew where it went, I did'nt want to go to sleep, lukilly I found the dead body a couple days later.
 
i have a fear of pooping. i get scared every time i go to the restroom. when my stomach starts to hurt i get scared because then i have to go poop. so i take this special medicine to help me not poop so much. i have had this diesease since i was born.

Unlucky :eek:
 
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