Cars you loathe

I used to loathe the Chevrolet Matiz. But you reap what you sow and I ended up with one as a courtesy car for 2 weeks. I can categorically say it was the worst and most embarrassing 2 weeks of my motoring life ever.

I no longer loathe the car; I pity it and the people who have to drive it
 
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I'm going to vote for C class coupe and 3 series compact. They are just horrendous looking with the back end lopped off. Owners always seem to think they are a somebody because they own a bottom of the range prestige brand car.
I do have a certain level of appreciation for a 325ti though.
 
Base model exec diesels. 116d, 318d, A4 2.0tdi I'm looking at you.
Usually driven by young sales people in cheap suits. The ones driven by women are the worse. They seem to think they have "made it" and therfore own the road because they own a poverty spec BMW.
 
Most new cars that are so aggressively styled they appear to make their owners permanently angry :D
 
Fiat Panda. Had the pleasure of having one as a courtesy car the other day and can honestly say it is the worst car I have ever driven.
 
Prius. The inner geek in me loves the techy side of it, but I just cannot stand the smugness.
 
hmm.. where to start?? any perodua, any kia, any hyundai, honda insight/toyota prius, any soft-roader, any hummer, the ford fusion and s-max (how ironic, meant to be a family car but the name is smax - smacks), small engined audi a3's and the audi a1, tiny, basic bmw's (think 316 es), any chevy-daewoo, and of course any car which has been chavved/pimped whatever, but you do have to laugh at some, like the ones that have dodgy fitting bumpers that drag along the floor, ect ect
 
Korean junk, the Hyundai 'i' cars especially (and the tiny ones the most!). Not just that they're rubbish, it upsets me what quality cars were scrapped by older people just so they could have a new car.

Oh, and Dodge cars. I sat in one when they hit the UK market a few years ago and was overwhelmed by the cheap and nastiness. Am convinced the boot opened with the aid of a piece of string poking out the bootlid.
 
It has to be the Toyota Wagon thing, which has the stupid mirror hanging off the back.

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Any generic saloon car, normally driven by fat balding Mr Roag Rage intent on doing something wrong, getting annoyed by anything and general acting like a ****. Usually drives a Vetra, Passat, 407... list goes on.

Audi A3s.... O look at me in the best car on the road, you peasants. I look down on YAW!

Toyota Carnina, Toyota Avensis, VW Passat..... You know the type who drive these :p

1.2 generic hatchback with 17inch rims, stilts, lexass lights.

People who freaking JDM lean out their drivers window with arm over the top of the wheel trying to look cool. How do you not have a busted neck/back. Normally drives and older gen BMW.

EP3 Civic drivers (not all ;)) who don't know any heritage of Honda Type-R and think they are Ayrton Senna and look upon a Teg as some lesser slow car. How wrong are they :p
 
Mk4 VW Golf

I hate their boxy look, but i mostly hate the "not quite a chav but still pretty much a chav" drivers who think they own the fastest thing on the road cos its got more TORQUES than the earths axis

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Audi A3s.... O look at me in the best car on the road, you peasants. I look down on YAW!
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:( But..but...i have a base spec 1.6 sport! A sport i tell you!
 
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