Moments you would erase from your life if you could

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Would have done much better in my A-Levels without it. Might even have figured out what I wanted to do with my life rather than letting myself spend 4 years going "hmm.... what the **** am I going to do?".
 
Walking back from a club when I was at college with a girl I pulled....got a little amorous in the college car park and after coming to the conclusion that neither of us could wait till we got back to her flat we decided to go at it on the bonnet of a car parked there.....just as I'm at the vinegar strokes the cars engine starts up and switches lights on.
She scarpers leaving me there in all my glory.....turned out to be my tutor who had had to go in to silence an alarm.....was kinda awkward on the Monday morning with me being the butt of all his jokes.....thankfully though he saw the funny side, actually admitted that he got up to something rather similar in the sixties at Cambridge.
Funny but oh so very embarrassing :D
 
FatBoyObese said:
Walking back from a club when I was at college with a girl I pulled....got a little amorous in the college car park and after coming to the conclusion that neither of us could wait till we got back to her flat we decided to go at it on the bonnet of a car parked there.....just as I'm at the vinegar strokes the cars engine starts up and switches lights on.
She scarpers leaving me there in all my glory.....turned out to be my tutor who had had to go in to silence an alarm.....was kinda awkward on the Monday morning with me being the butt of all his jokes.....thankfully though he saw the funny side, actually admitted that he got up to something rather similar in the sixties at Cambridge.
Funny but oh so very embarrassing :D
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legendary haha!
not a good time of night to be laughing out loud but bravo son :)
 
Got in with the wrong crowd at college and basically wasted my time there. Ended up with a few utterly pointless A levels which set me back massively when I finally realised what I wanted to do.

Had to do a foundation year at uni just to prove that I'm not a numpty lol.

Apart from that, having a really nasty breakup with my ex ex girlfriend as I didn't want the commitment whilst she was in love with me. Really messed her up for AGES due to me deciding that, but I had my reasons (aka suspected cheating *****, which later got proved right lol).
 
that time when I passed up a relationship with an awesome girl because I was too much of a *****...

:(

-westy- said:
Punched a bus stop, broke my 5th metacarpal, I now have an Arthritic right hand at 24 :/
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that's no so bad.
at least you don't have early onset arthritis in almost every joint in your body.
Honestly, when i get up in the morning there's a symphony of cracks and cricks and crunches. ^_^
 
The moment i said no to a job offer in Germany would be a nice one to erase.

The lad who got the job now works on a Gas/Oil rig off the brazillian coast (the German job led straight to the brazillian one) and earns more money than most people can imagine :-(
 
dmpoole said:
I had a head in hands moment Monday morning and wanted the floor to swallow me.
On friday I emailed an ex ex ex Manager to tell her my amazing news that I was up for a Nursing Times Award, I said a few other things an dthen ended it with 'Perhaps I might get another 12 month contract out of it' as a lttle dig to my ex Manager.
I had used my ex ex ex Managers old NHS email address that went straight to my ex Manager.
He just replied 'Yeah, I was the one that told you, don't worry'.
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I had a similar one.

Left a job which I really enjoyed (typical grass is greener move) but really didn't like this one guy who ended up being the department manager.

Anyway, 3 years later a colleague I still kept in touch with e-mailed me asking if I wanted a job. I replied a few days later after giving it some thought and basically said "sure, as long as I don't have to work with that mupped David".

Got an out of office reply back a minute later saying that the message had been forwarded to a couple of people, one of them was this guy David!

Face palm!!!

Got the job though - funnily he didn't talk to me much after that!!! :D
 
Not studied hard enough for A-levels and losing the ICI Uni sponsorship when i didnt get in. The lad who did get it is now a high flyer earning a rather large salary.

Not gone out with the psycho bird who ruined my life for 2yrs and left me in a fair chunk of debt narrowly avoiding CCJ's i didnt even know about (until i found the stash of letters in my name she had been intercepting).

Saying to my boss i needed time to consider a move to work on the bank of bermuda contract when i worked for EDS and by the time i had got back to him it had been offered to someone else who had accepted (i also turned down a job offer to work for EDS in New York which would have had me in the twin towers at the time of 9/11 which i dont regret!)! :(
 
Most of the things i have done in my life, both good and bad, i would not change for the world as they have made me the man i am now and put me in the happy position i am in now.

There are a few things i would like to change/take back, one of which was when i was a lot younger and 2 girls from my school knocked for me wanting me to come out with them, I did and we just walked around and then they decided they wanted to play dares, I asked them how far they wanted to go in dares they both said "it's up to you", Anyway we did a few rude things but as i was freezing cold and we did not have a warm house to go to i told them that it was to cold for my little chap to perform, What an idiot, i would have lost my V plates in a threesome, I have always wished i could take me saying that back and just tried to get on with it. DOH!
 
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