HILARIOUS JOKES! (except, oh God, they're not)

Gilly said:
What's a Baskin Robbins?

Know your audience.
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They sell ice cream. As can be determined by the setup to the joke and the word 'scoop'.

As you - and most of GD I'd wager - know perfectly well. God forbid we repeat posts or jokes or anything else that doesn't have a direct link with good old Engerland.

Know how to Google unfamiliar phrases and/or stores.
 
[FnG]magnolia;17274282 said:
They sell ice cream. As can be determined by the setup to the joke and the word 'scoop'.

As you - and most of GD I'd wager - know perfectly well. God forbid we repeat posts or jokes or anything else that doesn't have a direct link with good old Engerland.

Know how to Google unfamiliar phrases and/or stores.
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I didn't 'know perfectly well'. I've never heard of Baskin Robbins.

I could have found out, but if there's people here that don't know what is the harm of asking here?
 
Gilly said:
I didn't 'know perfectly well'. I've never heard of Baskin Robbins.

I could have found out, but if there's people here that don't know what is the harm of asking here?
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Ah, sorry man. I've had a tough day and jumped to the wrong conclusion.

They sell ice cream, they're a US store (franchise I think) and they're huge over there.

Unfortunately, this doesn't make the joke any better :o
 
Gilly said:
I didn't 'know perfectly well'. I've never heard of Baskin Robbins.

I could have found out, but if there's people here that don't know what is the harm of asking here?
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What else is it going to be a scoop of? use your brain

A scoop of bloody mash??? oh... what flavour mash would you like. ;)
 
Robbie G said:
I don't understand the Brazilian one I'm ashamed to say.

My favourite one of the above was the poking through the fence one!
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The blond thinks brazillian is a number, on account of there being million, billion, gazillion (yes I know this isn't a real word), etc etc...
 
[FnG]magnolia;17273013 said:
Mike moves to a new town and decides to take a walk to get acquainted with the place.
As he's walking, he comes upon a home for the mentally handicapped, and he can hear a large group of them yelling "37! 37! 37!".

Curious, he tries to look around to see what has them so excited, but, a sturdy wooden fence prevents him from seeing anything.
All the while, the retards keep chanting "37! 37!"

Determined to know the reason for the chanting, he walks along the fence until he sees a small knothole.
He kneels down and peeks inside. As soon as he does, one of the retards jabs him in the eye with a stick.

"38! 38! 38!" ...
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The fact that you used the 'proper' term then changed your mind and used 'retards' made it funny :D
 
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