Dear Bed.......

[Cosimo]

What else is it for? I'm not allowed to jump on my bed

Where shall I start.

 

[The_TailGunner]

I believe he is talking about vulcanizing the whoopee stick In the ham wallet.

i am 9, what is this?

 

[SubFocus]

I believe he is talking about vulcanizing the whoopee stick In the ham wallet.

Ham Wallet. LOL.

 

[Jumblejug]

ask your mother

 

[psd99]

lol ham wallet brilliant

but not quite as good as pasty smashinggg

 

[markweatherill]

Dear Bed, My love and infatuation for you stems from the moment you make me warm.I'm extremely content to know that after 9 hours of work, a
meal, a shower and some Roxy on Eastenders you are still there sitting in
my bedroom waiting for me to pounce on you. I miss you like the deserts miss
the rain, nothing compares to your incandescence and the affection
you show me every night.

As always see you tonight,

psd99

Your bed replies as follows:
Dear psd99, whatever. Just please stop secretly wiping bogies on me.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Your bed replies as follows:
Dear psd99, whatever. Just please stop secretly wiping bogies on me.

When I was 5 I slept in a bunk bed and used to wipe snot on one of those guard rail things that stops you launching yourself out of bed in the middle of the night. My mum once asked what all the crusty gunk was and I told her totally matter of fact that it was snot. She was pretty disgusted. Had to pack that in.

 

[Yas786]

Your bed replies as follows:
Dear psd99, whatever. Just please stop spanking your monkey in me.

Fixed.

 

[B@Th*nG]

My bed has a latex mattress. It's amazing

at least you can sleep easy, safe in the knowledge that you can't get it pregnant

B@

 

[FBi7]

Roxy on Eastenders

I so would

 

[Talbs13]

Ham Wallett lol. Pasty Smashing.

 

[mrk]

Some of the posts here are

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[Participant]

Your obsession with posting weird pictures of yourself is gay

!

 

[Maccapacca]

Woke up this morning one of four in my bed

 

[Walkerie]

Just out of interest, how often do you guys wash your duvet covers etc?

 

[Maccapacca]

Just out of interest, how often do you guys wash your duvet covers etc?

After sex so daily sometimes twice daily

 

[Participant]

^ lol

Just out of interest, how often do you guys wash your duvet covers etc?

Every two weeks for me, which I suppose is a bit gross but I simply can't be arsed to do it weekly.

 

[Melm0]

Some of the posts here are

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What is the mini gif above the first A?

 

[mrk]

Your obsession with posting weird pictures of yourself is gay

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That isn't me......you fool.

 

[Cosimo]

That isn't me......you fool.

Of course it's you.