A bed isn't just for sleeping
Not at all, you can lift it up at the side and pretend it's a lady too.
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Not at all, you can lift it up at the side and pretend it's a lady too.
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When I was with my GF, twice a week.
Now I'm single again, once a fortnight.
I think this fact is maybe while I'm still single after 5 months...
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Uh huh. Well the signature of you pulling yet another crazy face, you have now advisedly changed. You fool.
When I was with my GF, twice a week.
Now I'm single again, once a fortnight.
I think this fact is maybe while I'm still single after 5 months...
Changing your Duvet is the least of your problems in that regard...
Besides you got to get a girl in your room for it to matter.
Changing your Duvet is the least of your problems in that regard...
Besides you got to get a girl in your room for it to matter.
Nah, getting a girl into the bedroom is the easy bit.
Finding a girl who isn't a cheating, filthy, cumbucket behind your back is the hard part.
It's a rotating sig of which there are currently 2 set to cycle randomly, you fool.
Anyway, my face > your face.
Nah, getting a girl into the bedroom is the easy bit.
Finding a girl who isn't a cheating, filthy, cumbucket behind your back is the hard part.
I dunno, the filthy cumbucket part sounds ok.
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^^^ slapper!
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A bed isn't just for sleeping
Put it on its side, get some pillows and you've got yourself a fort!
That's what you were talking about, right?
I share a slight passion for my bed as well...
Stelly
I reckon there must be only a correlation between gay bed lovers and people signing their screen name at the end of each post.
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Is this a bed you're talking about or my wife?
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That's entirely debatable.
I see you covered up your crazy eyes with some white splodges, so you have in fact changed it as I said
. This is a good thing.So is that gay GIF of someone leaning back and typing extremely quickly you or not? I can understand you denying it.
That's Ray William Johnson. I suggest you get with it and recognise and stop pulling on cords because there's only one funnyman around here and that's Tefal.
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^ Is that you?
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