Fox came into parents house

I cant be the only one who thought of [TW]Fox when i read the title :D

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*calls rspca*

B@

Actually thats exactly what the RSPCA will advise you to do. Came home one eve with the missus, and there was a fox just sitting in our porch, not frightened. Even had to step over the thing. We both thought something must have been wrong with it, since it didn't scarper. So I called up the RSPCA telling them we have what is probably an injured fox sitting in our porch, and their advice was, go poke it with a stick, it'll go away. I was expecting right we are on our way thank you for the call, not ah don't worry about it, go poke it with a stick. I didn't bother, wasn't doing me any harm.. Checked an hour or so later and the thing had taken off it its own good time.
 
Hmm, was it under your bed trying to start a pirate radio station playing massive dubstep choons?
 
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