How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you *******!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your *** but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal ***.

One makes your day, the other makes your whole week.
 
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