Is it me or is Katy Perry everywhere

thepeganator said:
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Far far far worse things are posting in the "random" image thread.
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where are her knees?
 
PardonTheWait said:
Zoeey Deschanel + Katy Perry + Me = ULTIMATE THREESOME
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THIS is proof of just how different my tastes are to the majority in this thread.

I wouldn't touch Katy Perry with a barge pole (beyond the knockers), and getting me anywhere near Zooey Deschanel would need two of said poles taped together. Seriously.
 
Ahleckz said:
Meh, just doesn't do it for me in the slightest!
And, in every picture, minus perhaps the last one, that PapaLazaru posted she looks like she's had a stroke or got some sort of physical handicap.
I believe she's one of these people that's been thrown onto society and we've been told this is what is attractive and we should find her. But I honestly do not. Her norks are nice, but her face looks extremely 'special'. (Attempting to be diplomatic here, but not sure how else to describe what she looks like to me...)
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Well it can 'look special' betwixt my nethers anytime.
 
Pestilence said:
THIS is proof of just how different my tastes are to the majority in this thread.

I wouldn't touch Katy Perry with a barge pole (beyond the knockers), and getting me anywhere near Zooey Deschanel would need two of said poles taped together. Seriously.
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You can tell that story to your parents when you're introducing them to your new boyfriend!
 
She can look nice, not for ages really though, when she first came out she was a popstar type chick but dressed sexy and was quite slim with huge boobs for her frame. Since then she's become a Nickleodean type presenter, looking retarded, shacked up with an STD vending machine, put on weight that doesn't really suit her face.

Old Katy Perry was decent girl next door looking bird who did truly terrible music.

New Katy Perry is a bit fatter, awful personality, dodgey wig and fringe having moron with somehow even worse music.

Also yes, I'd still bang her, but in terms of "internet babe standards" she's not very high up the list. Airbrushed to death in posed pics she looks okay, in real life she looks retarded.
 
Pestilence said:
THIS is proof of just how different my tastes are to the majority in this thread.

I wouldn't touch Katy Perry with a barge pole (beyond the knockers), and getting me anywhere near Zooey Deschanel would need two of said poles taped together. Seriously.
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Just out of curiosity, who would a connoisseur like yourself choose and an attractive lady?
 
Ahleckz said:
but her face looks extremely 'special'. (Attempting to be diplomatic here, but not sure how else to describe what she looks like to me...)
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I think I know what you mean, she looks slightly vacuous, as if the light is on but no-one is home to use the common parlance. Maybe she's actually Mensa smart (that doesn't have to have the connotations it's recently acquired here) and a fascinating conversationalist but whenever I hear her in interviews then I find myself turning off the sound rapidly, especially about Christianity and modesty as the hypocrisy astounds me.

Vaguely on topic, here's a bit of a rant I posted on another forum about Ms Perry and her most recent song:

Katy Perry - California Gurls

Let's start by glossing over the misspelling because that particular irritation could occupy me for quite a while and move onto the lyrics. "So hot. We'll melt your Popsicle." - ok, I understand it's a euphemism but if I'm understanding the euphemism correctly (and there's no guarantee of that) then why oh why would melting my popsicle be a good thing? I don't claim to speak for all guys here but anyone with a heatsource that could potentially liquefy my manhood is not welcome within a good 5' of that region.

And furthermore isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder, I've never found anyone threatening to de-man me to be particularly enticing yet but I'll confess that there's a possibility that may be different in the future. Not incidentally what gives Ms Perry the right to proclaim herself so attractive? Surely that's pride and boastfulness which I'd always through was rather frowned upon by the Christian church, pride being as it is the foremost of the deadly sins? There's probably a whole topic on the hypocrisies and contradictions that is Katy Perry and religion but I'll leave it there.
 
I'm not usually one for being all that interested in 'stars' - I prefer your normal down to earth kind of girl, however I've told the wife that if Katy Perry were somehow to show an interest in me that she wouldnt see me for the dust. The girl is truly, utterly, stunning.
 
drunkenmaster said:
She can look nice, not for ages really though, when she first came out she was a popstar type chick but dressed sexy and was quite slim with huge boobs for her frame. Since then she's become a Nickleodean type presenter, looking retarded, shacked up with an STD vending machine, put on weight that doesn't really suit her face.

Old Katy Perry was decent girl next door looking bird who did truly terrible music.

New Katy Perry is a bit fatter, awful personality, dodgey wig and fringe having moron with somehow even worse music.

Also yes, I'd still bang her, but in terms of "internet babe standards" she's not very high up the list. Airbrushed to death in posed pics she looks okay, in real life she looks retarded.
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:D took the words out of my mouth...kinda getting fed up of seeing her all over the place now...shes hot though but i find her face a bit too big for her body....just somethinbg abotu her thats not right plus shes engaged to that muppet Russell Brand...

Now Kim Kardashian is a much much better prospect and i never get bored of looking at her in her skimpy bikini's.
 
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