Is it me or is Katy Perry everywhere

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You all know your gentleman sausages would be firmly exploring her insides within 20 seconds of getting the chance.


TBH.
 
You all know your gentleman sausages would be firmly exploring her insides within 20 seconds of getting the chance.


TBH.

Not I.

Firstly, she doesn't float my boat although her dangling globes of joy are frightfully nice.

Secondly, I would rather cheese grate myself and bath in salt before my twig and berries went anywhere near where Brand has been.
 
Not I.

Firstly, she doesn't float my boat although her dangling globes of joy are frightfully nice.

Secondly, I would rather cheese grate myself and bath in salt before my twig and berries went anywhere near where Brand has been.

What if you went back in time and had the opportunity before Brand had burried his nuts deep in her guts?

This is a valid point (lol'd at point) :o

+1 :D
 
Another celebrity hardly any talent except self-promotion, much like her boyfriend.

Although Russell Brand is proving to be quite a talented actor and if youve seen any of his stand up you would be foolish not to appreciate some of his brilliance.
 
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