Aaaarghh! do I burn it?

[stulid]

gas powered soldering iron with the blow tip attachment+gas lighter fluid+big nasty spider=adios amigo

 

[Cybermyk]

Eat it.

 

[darael]

Thread dissapoints badly.

Real spider:

 

[stulid]

burn a Koran day? nah, burn a bloody big spider day.

 

[Twentyone]

That's one nasty spider.

To me the body sorta looks like a fat cartoon duck I'm weird

 

[Curio]

I miss quite a few things about good 'ol Blighty........those things are NOT one of them, however

 

[ThorpedoUK]

and the USA has no spiders then?

 

[Pav89]

Eat it

 

[Lightnix]

Do it.

 

[MisChief]

how do you actually burn a spider?
if you try to set one alight wouldn't it just run (or try to climb out of the glass container or something)? i imagine it to be quite fiddly trying to burn one....

 

[Twentyone]

Eat it

That is disgusting

 

[ElectroBlaster]

Say that again when one that huge lands on your face first in the morning when you open your eyes.

Never have I left my bed so quick

This happend to me years ago and ive never felt so much dread in my life lol
I awake there is mr spider ARGHHHHHH. I have never left my bed so fast in my life lmao.

 

[ElectroBlaster]

its looking at me funny now, think it wants a chew on my flesh.

LOL I dont blame the poor sod being stuck in a glass like that!

 

[sunlitsix]

Do it.

LMAO
Video of this gas powered fluid flame death plzkthx

 

[SexyGreyFox]

You do realise if you burn it all its mates will come?

 

[Aeleys]

You do realise if you burn it all its mates will come?

hes got plenty of lighter fluid

 

[Vonhelmet]

You burn it and you're a massive penis. A gigantic animated phallus. A floppy willy with saggy balls.

 

[thingemajib]

meh, not a particularly big fan of spiders.

If i walk into a room and see one like that, i usually catch it and throw it out the window. If one 'surprises' me by crawling up my leg or something (has happened more times than id care to admit to), then its big heavy book thumping time.

 

[Aedus]

Stick it in a funnel and insert into your rectum.

Thank me later.

 

[magicoi]

have to share an experience from just the other night....

in the act..., I look over her shoulder to see this behomoth crawling up the wall. After a couple of seconds the GF sees me looking and clearly notices i've stopped (the thing was massive!!). For some reason, the spider also stops moving and falls off the wall and makes a thump on the headboard (GF hears, thinks its me tapping the bed...) (never seen a spider fall off a wall before but it was massive)

Tell the missus, sex is clearly over whilst theres a monster on the loose. She doesn't believe me till i show her where it was and promised i didnt make the noise. We pulled the bed away from the wall, no spider.... ??? Wierd for sure, i get the GF to grab the torch to try and find it and stick my head in the gap between bed, headboard and wall (1ft wide ish), nothing then movement and i crap my pants (spiddy moved damn quick next to my head)

GF sees said monster, screams and jumps on the bed!! some semblence of control comes over me and spiddy is chased over to the other side of the bed and a glass grabbed from the bedside table and spiddy is captured!!!

All ended well really, paper under glass, and i let the beastie go, thrown into the stream at the front of the house Door locked and double checked ( lol) and back to bed! Reassurance given, back to having some sex, this time as Mr Hero!!

Honest ,swear upon anything true story!! GF said i should share when i saw the OP so there you are