Batchelor of Zombie Studies....

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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a276018/us-university-offers-zombie-studies.html


I wanna be a Professor of Zombie Studies. :eek:


Colin
The University of Baltimore has added Zombie Studies to its curriculum.

According to the BBC, the new course will invite students to analyse classic zombie films and comics and write horror movie scripts.

Jonathan Shorr, chairman of the university's school of communications design, said the new minor class was was introduced to meet demand for "interesting, off-the-wall" courses.

Do you reckon I'll qualify for the George A. Romero scholarship...
 
Haha, I have a friend who could easily get a first in this. Though quite frankly from the look of it i'd hope most could haha.

I mean how hard can it be to write a horror film?

Cast:

1- fit girl with big boobs who is dumb
2- Shy geeky girl who everyone knows is fit but is holding back for the end and ultermately saves the day
3- Thick brutish guy who gets him self killed by trying to screw over everyone else
4- normal guy who falls in love with geeky girl.

Now pick somewhere where there are dark places. Add in zombies. Done!
 
Haha, I have a friend who could easily get a first in this. Though quite frankly from the look of it i'd hope most could haha.

I mean how hard can it be to write a horror film?

Cast:

1- fit girl with big boobs who is dumb
2- Shy geeky girl who everyone knows is fit but is holding back for the end and ultermately saves the day
3- Thick brutish guy who gets him self killed by trying to screw over everyone else
4- normal guy who falls in love with geeky girl.

Now pick somewhere where there are dark places. Add in zombies. Done!

You sir...have passed with a First!
 
Haha, I have a friend who could easily get a first in this. Though quite frankly from the look of it i'd hope most could haha.

I mean how hard can it be to write a horror film?

Cast:

1- fit girl with big boobs who is dumb
2- Shy geeky girl who everyone knows is fit but is holding back for the end and ultermately saves the day
3- Thick brutish guy who gets him self killed by trying to screw over everyone else
4- normal guy who falls in love with geeky girl.

Now pick somewhere where there are dark places. Add in zombies. Done!

Fool
You forgot the clown
The guy already in a relationship (either now dead or still with them)
and the romance between brutish guy and the boobies


A fail if I ever saw one, you have to re-do the year.
 
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