Jessica Simpson

[cheets64]

WUT

When did she pile on so much weight and why?

 

[Nix]

Broke up with her husband after he realised she was never going to stop being thick and annoying. I imagine she got depressed and comfort ate all the pies.

 

[steve-h]

HAHA fail

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

I'd still hit it.

 

[Rameses]

She looks amazing in either pic!

I'd still hit it till I died.

 

[Nix]

She looks amazing in either pic!

I'd still hit it till I died.

You probably would, when she took a big bite out of your neck.

"HUNGY!"

 

[sigma]

IIRC it's been a while.

 

[2StepSteve]

She has gained weight but she's hardly an elephant.

Personal life I think but I don't care too much.

 

[Ko0lHaNDLuKe]

Her sister still looks gooood!

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

I'd hit it till my pee pee snapped off, total sexeh lady.

 

[PapaLazaru]

Tatties are enlarging.

 

[Twentyone]

She still looks good. That dress in the second picture does not really do anything to flatter her shape

 

[Nix]

Tatties are enlarging.

Just a couple of cakes stashed away, don't get too excited.

 

[Aliboy]

She makes my pee pee go ... ah doing doing doing

 

[Docaroo]

still massively LOLing at "Comfort ate all the pies" ... for some reason that line is hilarious!

 

[Rameses]

Anyone seen how Brittney Spears looks now? Seems to have got back into shape, so its swings & roundabouts I guess.

 

[2StepSteve]

This thread made me watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1509ZEQK3uU

 

[Morba]

she has realised that she doesnt need to keep trying to be the thin version of herself. it doesnt make her any happier.
also that dress does nothing for her and for some promo stuff lately she looks great. curves are good

 

[Aliboy]

This thread made me watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1509ZEQK3uU

The first thing I noticed there was that that bottle of beer was glued onto the tray

Let the gay comments commence