A cucumber, a pickle and a willy were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad!"
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?! Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices all over me and then sticks me in a jar."
The willy glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad!"
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?! Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices all over me and then sticks me in a jar."
The willy glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
