After his first hour in prison, George Michael ...

ralv585 · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:23

had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates.

Prison Officers said it was just a careless wispa...

iv-tecman · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:26

ravl585 said:
had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates.

Prison Officers said it was just a careless wispa...

Oh tut tut.. As old as the internet, same joke differently told. Now, get out..!!

manic111 · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:27

iv-tecman said:
Oh tut tut.. As old as the internet, same joke differently told. Now, get out..!!

I've never heard it before - thought it was good

iv-tecman · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:28

manic111 said:
I've never heard it before - thought it was good

Heard something along those lines with a newsagent, a mars bar and instead it was a careless wispa.. Did the rounds when he came out the closet all those years ago.. lol

Narziss · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:33

What's the difference between George Michael and a kitkat?

You get more fingers in George Michael.

*gets coat

Edrof · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:38

Who'd have thought George Micheal would be the butt of so many jokes?!

Tikkabhuna · 16 Sep 2010 at 16:45

Narziss said:
What's the difference between George Michael and a kitkat?

You get more fingers in George Michael.

*gets coat

Encore?

bhavv · 16 Sep 2010 at 17:11

o.O!!!!!

I'd never heard any George Michael jokes before .....

What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release.

___________

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

LOL!

Cosimo · 16 Sep 2010 at 17:18

bhavv said:
o.O!!!!!

I'd never heard any George Michael jokes before .....

You have now:

How did George Michael find out he was dyslexic?

He misread the sign "Have a walk in our park."

chrism · 16 Sep 2010 at 17:29

his come back albums due out soon, it a tribute to his cell mate its called, hairless fister

RedDanDoc · 16 Sep 2010 at 17:32

well that made me chuckle.