A girl kisses you whilst...

[Narj]

He kissed a girl and he liked it. Hope his boyfriend don't mind it.

 

[Cosimo]

Yes, I know, I'm a girl.

Now we know.

 

[h00fzilla]

I think I skimmed this thread far too briefly as I came away with a synopsis of:

- Kissed a girl
- Confused
- Strap on

 

[FNGsam]

oh I can't wait till he goes to see her and takes everyone from heres advice. Then later on tonight either one member will delete his account, or there will be a follow up thread

 

[Tefal]

2 shots is less than a bottle of beer so she can't have been that drunk

 

[Narj]

2 shots is less than a bottle of beer so she can't have been that drunk

Great stuff, Rohypnol.

 

[Ahleckz]

Oh good God. Just go up to her, pull her, and then take her down an allyway for a seeing too. Jobs a good'un, young one.

 

[TaKeN]

I think I skimmed this thread far too briefly as I came away with a synopsis of:

- Kissed a girl
- Confused
- Strap on
- Pants were possibly 'jizzed in'

Edited for you...!

 

[Theophany]

1. get her drunk
2. smash her pasty
3. ?
4. profit.

 

[Wayne~]

Sounds like a serious case of needing to "Man up". Whats the worst that could happen?

 

[Tefal]

Sounds like a serious case of needing to "Man up". Whats the worst that could happen?

She claims he drugged her and he ends up being beaten to death by an angry mob?

 

[Wayne~]

She claims he drugged her and he ends up being beaten to death by an angry mob?

Ok I maybe didn't forsee this scenario!

 

[Prophet]

Nope, it was a kiss and then some, but, one second she seems to be 'all over me' and then she retracts really quickly.

Whats difficult is I know she has the kind of personality that engages in lots of hugging and touching anyways.......

She was into you so she kissed you. The kiss sucked so she backed off.

Simples (Hate that expression but it fits )

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

"Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

"No, it's my penis."

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just please to see me?

Both; this is a rape.

OP, touchy feely around you and kissing you suggests she may be interested... Ask her out.

 

[Scrutinize]

...slightly drunk, she remembers everything that happened that night (barely 2 shots of mixed vodka).

Shes kinda touchy feely around you but at the same time confuses you...

Does she like you? or is it all an awkward mess and misunderstanding.

Yes, I know, a girl thread

I had a mate at uni like you. 10 years later and he still lives life in the friend zone.

 

[Jumblejug]

Crash your car and go looking for a reaction from her, it's a sure fire winner guaranteed to get you laid.

Also TTIUWP!

 

[Devrij]

Dude, treat it like a video game: if you fail, try again on another chick (level up!). Chances are, you could probably do better than this girls so think of her as practice. Think "as if". I will act "as if" I am a confident man who wants to bang this girl. It works, after a while you'll become that guy. Worst case scenario: you're wrong, it's quite embarrassing for a couple days, then you move onto someone else.

 

[Skii]

No, she just likes alcohol.

 

[mrk]

Forever Alone?

 

[sorn21]

Worst "I bought a girl two drinks" thread, ever.