When she clears the table in front of you with one swift arm movement, slams down a pasty and thwacks it with a mallet...duuh.
She can't smash her own pasty.
When she clears the table in front of you with one swift arm movement, slams down a pasty and thwacks it with a mallet...duuh.
She can't smash her own pasty.
Okay i'll bite.
How do you know if a girl wants "her pasty smashed".
So she couldn't meet last night, genuine reason I know. But I've got an interesting text to move the story along...
She says (paraphrasing); 'I don't think I want a relationship and I don't know why I kissed you and I feel really bad about it...' Then saying she wants to meet to talk again.
If it helps, she knows I got out of a long relationship just over a month ago... physical and verbal signs are mixed up to be honest.
So she couldn't meet last night, genuine reason I know. But I've got an interesting text to move the story along...
She says (paraphrasing); 'I don't think I want a relationship and I don't know why I kissed you and I feel really bad about it...' Then saying she wants to meet to talk again.
If it helps, she knows I got out of a long relationship just over a month ago... physical and verbal signs are mixed up to be honest.
I know the signs![]()
body language is the main factor.
Lets say your sat there watching a film, a simple glance over to make eye contact can be a sign, you just have to act on it.
So she couldn't meet last night, genuine reason I know. But I've got an interesting text to move the story along...
She says (paraphrasing); 'I don't think I want a relationship and I don't know why I kissed you and I feel really bad about it...' Then saying she wants to meet to talk again.
If it helps, she knows I got out of a long relationship just over a month ago... physical and verbal signs are mixed up to be honest.
Fail
But what sort of sign? I'm not going to start humping her leg to let her know, and i'm not in tune as to what signs she is giving off.
So she couldn't meet last night, genuine reason I know. But I've got an interesting text to move the story along...
She says (paraphrasing); 'I don't think I want a relationship and I don't know why I kissed you and I feel really bad about it...' Then saying she wants to meet to talk again.
If it helps, she knows I got out of a long relationship just over a month ago... physical and verbal signs are mixed up to be honest.
For the OP's case, he has had a fairly sure signal...although the girl does sound like a tease to be honest.
Translation: Let's just stay friends.
I'd say she doesn't want to be a rebound
What do I win?![]()
Yep thats what it reads to me....sack her off and tell her that she shouldnt go round kissing blokes or learn to handle her drinks.
Note OP, that's Sack not Wack.
At least you found the best example of why you can't pour your heart out on these forumsI would also like a conclusion!! How sad do I look, my first post on the forum and it's on this threadhaha
I don't know if tease is the right way to phrase it, I have other friends like that its totally obvious.
I'm now downgrading your chances of sticking your peepee in her to "6 feet under".
Game over.