but who buys lube?
Just do foreplay and get her wet
? What a weird question
do you feel stupid buying toilet paper ?
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? What a weird question
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No but i live with someone who has agreed to buy pretty much everything else so he does not have to.
Not really.
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I once bought a packet of battenbergs and packet of jonnies at my local tesco when I was in college. They were ribbed too.
Toilet paper = No
Condoms = Yes
Not sure why, always get the feeling that everyone is looking at me and judging me. I tend to get some other items, hide them underneath the rest and then go to the self-serving checkouts and put them through first and throw them in the bag*
*This plan is useless if you are buying anything with an age restriction as someone comes along and checks your bag for the item that needs approving
Condoms = Yes
Not sure why, always get the feeling that everyone is looking at me and judging me. I tend to get some other items, hide them underneath the rest and then go to the self-serving checkouts and put them through first and throw them in the bag*
*This plan is useless if you are buying anything with an age restriction as someone comes along and checks your bag for the item that needs approving
No because I am no longer a child. I bet you get embarassed buying condoms etc too?
but who buys lube?
Just do foreplay and get her wet
Or chuck a bucket of water over her, even quicker
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The ex bought lube once. The mint kind which was very tinglee when getting a ham shank.
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It's fine buying embarassing things unless someone you know is behind you in the queue.
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hitachi magic wand. end of story.
Or chuck a bucket of water over her, even quicker
Ye but who does?
I know i dont, have never needed it.
Ye but who does?
I know i dont, have never needed it.
congratulations
Ye but who does?
I know i dont, have never needed it.
Amen brother, to both the water and the lube
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but who buys lube?
Just do foreplay and get her wet
thats a bit of a daft question..
that only works for one of the various available orifices/methods..
...not to mention that self lubrication may not last all that long, depending on the people
the 'just get her wet' option works fine if you aren't very hung (by this i mean of average length and girth), and don't want to be at it for hours
don't bother with 'play' lubes like the durex one or whatever:- it absorbs rather quickly and costs way over the odds. ky or boots own brand are both pretty decent water based lubes (as are most 'medical' ones), and usually a good deal cheaper.
even better, get a silicone based lube. does not get absorbed, is latex safe and lasts for ****** ages. can be pricey though.
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Well i dont get many complaints in that area
Ive just never used it tbh, once your in and shes wet, then its fine. Its the first few times you push in thats the hardest, i suppose that moment in time lube would be a good idea, i just prefer not to use it.
This.
Why is it people are offended by being called virgins and are so embarrassed about bumping uglies?
SMASH THAT PASTY WITH PRIDE, LADS!
