do you feel stupid buying toilet paper ?

I like to goto the prettiest checkout girl with a leather belt, some bog roll and some soothing cream, hop from one foot to the other whilst gurning and shout "for gods sake woman hurry up" before ripping one of the rolls out and running off towards the kiosk.
 
only time i felt like a douche was buying an 11p loaf of bread and asking for 50 quid cash back.
 
Mammalian said:
condoms is a little odd especially when that's all you're getting. quickly put a stop to that buy buying in bulk online ;)
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You gotta be kidding right? Nearly everyone I know goes to family planning and they give u a free pack of 20 mixture condoms or u can just ask for normal ones!
 
"God! How much of that do you and mummy eat? She's always buying it!"

As said by my six year old daughter at the Asda checkout when the cashier was scanning a bottle of Durex lube. We now go shopping whilst she's at school :p
 
MiNxYyY said:
Its the first few times you push in thats the hardest, i suppose that moment in time lube would be a good idea, i just prefer not to use it.
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I love GD. A thread starts out about loo roll and ends up about MiNxYyY's girlfriend's vagina and the penetration thereof.
 
UncleBob said:
"God! How much of that do you and mummy eat? She's always buying it!"

As said by my six year old daughter at the Asda checkout when the cashier was scanning a bottle of Durex lube. We now go shopping whilst she's at school :p
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Bwahaha. Marvellous.
 
jack.mitchell said:
+1, sod everything else. I just can't look that 50 year old woman in the eye and innocently ask for large silver rizlas.
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Bah, I buy them every other day, it's the same as anything else, you aren't the only person buying them, yes they probably know what you are going to use them for but in reality they couldn't give a flying monkeys scrotum, they are just a product like everything else in the shop.

Minx... does your mrs know how much detail you go in to about her on here?
 
Sp00n said:
Bah, I buy them every other day, it's the same as anything else, you aren't the only person buying them, yes they probably know what you are going to use them for but in reality they couldn't give a flying monkeys scrotum, they are just a product like everything else in the shop.

Minx... does your mrs know how much detail you go in to about her on here?
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Im not talking about my girlfriend mate :) Im talking in general about the girls ive been with.
 
Agreed with the large silver Rizla comments :/

Try doing it in a suit on the way back from work, they give you a smile and say "what would you like love?"

Then you get the look of disgust as they give them to you :D
 
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