Am I the only person now sat at my PC with my t-shirt on my head like a ninja? lol

how about Sonic Colonic Man? Simply find a horn or some such similar musical instrument and then every time you play it you crap your pants. Not a crim in the land would dare **** with you then.
B@

This
http://hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?sku=764332
Plus piece of red material (for a cape) from the market
job done.
put a sheet over you and go as a sperm
Do this, but wear a suit over it, and just have the shirt and jacket open or something like you're in the process of ripping it off. Slick your hair and get some rimmed glasses.
T-shirt ninja [/quote]
Whoah... that brings back some memories.
[IMG]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4422/measninja.jpg
