How cruel can women be?

AtreuS said:
Easily a fake due to one tiny little thing. You cant just grab an xbox like that, the power lead has little clips on it :p

Ive had an ex try to inform my new GF that i had tried to rape her on several occasions. Luckily my new gf could see that she was a psycho bitch, but still :eek:
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Aye tiz a fake, I was looking for another one with a Asian girl smashing up a Xbox while the guy plays on it


Thats quite a good one too :D
 
I thought pregnant women were horny all the time. why did you cheat on her?

And my gf is always saying she will cut my dick/balls off if I cheat on her? Should i be worried? I don't have much experience with psychos.
 
Castiel said:
An ex girlfriend of mine emptied my flat of everything except the telephone and the bed (she couldn't dismantle it). She took the carpets, curtains, lighbulbs even the lightswitches, I nearly electrocuted myself. I was away for the weekend.

The thing was, it was my flat and my stuff, none of it belonged to her except the bloody bed...


I did get my revenge however, when she realised I was away for the weekend.....with her sister.
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Are you sure she didn't know that already!
 
I was messing about with a girl

one night I saw her at a party and wanted to shag her - she said she was crazy about someone else

couple of weeks later, after this guy dumped her, she turned up at his work - completely naked and tried to stab him with a large knife

she was released from psycho ward after 1 week - couple of hours later, she turned up at his work - completely naked and tried to stab him again!

she stayed in the psycho ward for many years after that - now she just wanders around town in a dream - they destroyed her brain

lucky escape for me though
 
FireShadow said:
I was messing about with a girl

one night I saw her at a party and wanted to shag her - she said she was crazy about someone else

couple of weeks later, after this guy dumped her, she turned up at his work - completely naked and tried to stab him with a large knife

she was released from psycho ward after 1 week - couple of hours later, she turned up at his work - completely naked and tried to stab him again!

she stayed in the psycho ward for many years after that - now she just wanders around town in a dream - they destroyed her brain

lucky escape for me though
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Reminds me of the time I met Elvis Presley.
 
An old housemate of mine once stuffed her ex's sofa cushions with prawns. A bit middle class, but very funny. And, I imagine, smelly.
 
I had an argument with my ex, and she tried to kill me by getting some TNT and wrapping it round some weapons grade uranium, and planting it under my car. Luckily enough, my dog (Lassie) managed to sniff it out and saved me!

Needless to say, she went down. It never made the news because the local police thought that some terrorists might get wind of the plan and try and do a ‘copy cat’ in the town centre.









:D
 
****ing retards, I hate people taking out their frustrations on expensive things. The woman who damaged that car, I hope she is hit by a train or something. ****ing *****. He cheated on her he didn't burn her house down, killed her parents, and raped his cousins...
 
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