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People who are ocuk-stalking me.
The last 10 visitors on my profile page are:
!bluetonic! "slinky" Carbon DB_SamX Howard Janesy B+ Marky MattH Ricochet J Stelly
These names haven't changed since last month where my number of profile views was 260ish... my number of profile views have increased by '1' daily since last month and it is now 298... but the names are still the same
Please do me a favour guys.... view my profile so that it refreshes the names, then I can find out who is ocuk-stalking me!!
People like you.
Soldato
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- Essex
People walking slowly
People weaving whilst walking
People stopping in the street, happens frequently on Oxford St when all I want to do is get home!
People who fail to indicate
People who don't say thanks when you've held a door open for them
People who slap and hold their Oyster Card on the reader and then hold it on whilst walking through meaning when I walk up and wave mine over the reader the light goes red meaning I have to stop, step back shoving the person who is an inch away from my back out the way and re-wave
O, and EATING NOISES!
People weaving whilst walking
People stopping in the street, happens frequently on Oxford St when all I want to do is get home!
People who fail to indicate
People who don't say thanks when you've held a door open for them
People who slap and hold their Oyster Card on the reader and then hold it on whilst walking through meaning when I walk up and wave mine over the reader the light goes red meaning I have to stop, step back shoving the person who is an inch away from my back out the way and re-wave
O, and EATING NOISES!
Caporegime
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- Warwickshire
Being stuck down a shaft in Chile
Snigger
They must be furiously bumming one another by now.
Soldato
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Caporegime
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Clearly that was a joke designed to weed out the genuine idiots
.E.g. I CANNOT STAND INTOLERANCE. Nobody would be stupid enough to actually put that and mean it.
Edit - well apparently he really is that stupid.
Aye, probably should have said fat people who complain about being fat but don't do anything about it.
When you click on a thumbnail on certain "adult websites" and instead of the pictures you expect to pop you just get the front page of another, similar website. Strangely the magic number of clicks always seems to be 3. I.e. Click once - new website, go back, click again - another website, go back again. click a third time. Bingo!
People who do their banking at cash machines. Go to a bank or do it online. I can be away from the machine with cash in my hand in under a minute. Why do you have to be different?!
People who stand around reading magazines at the newsagents blocking your view.
People who stop at the bottom or top of stairs to "get their bearings" in busy public places like train stations. Cue massive body pileup. Ignorant fools.
People who like to think they're more important than they really are. E.g . those with made up job titles like "Document Controller?" - Get out of my face filing chimp. "Account manager?" make me a cup of tea you glorified admin.
The TV sitcom 'Friends'.
People who do their banking at cash machines. Go to a bank or do it online. I can be away from the machine with cash in my hand in under a minute. Why do you have to be different?!
People who stand around reading magazines at the newsagents blocking your view.
People who stop at the bottom or top of stairs to "get their bearings" in busy public places like train stations. Cue massive body pileup. Ignorant fools.
People who like to think they're more important than they really are. E.g . those with made up job titles like "Document Controller?" - Get out of my face filing chimp. "Account manager?" make me a cup of tea you glorified admin.
The TV sitcom 'Friends'.
Caporegime
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- Tamworth, UK
Americans, because they generalise too much.
Being stuck down a shaft in Chile and someone thinking its hilarious to let one rip
Fixed.
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BOGOF in supermarkets - designed specifically to encourage consumerism and waste