Girl Q: comeback for.. "ain't you cold?"

JBod · 28 Sep 2010 at 17:20

"Can I use your pasty as a mitten?"

Kutter · 28 Sep 2010 at 17:30

sounds like she wants to give you some action. she even told you what she was wearing, crikey get in there quick.

Pixel · 28 Sep 2010 at 17:30

"My tinfoil hat keeps me warm, and safe from extra-galactic mind control rays that are beamed to our planet from an evil alien force who plan to enslave us all. Are you one of them? ARE YOU!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!!"

Lightnix · 28 Sep 2010 at 17:48

'Yes, but that's just because I like to keep myself extra virile.'

LeftfieldTilt · 28 Sep 2010 at 18:24

No, I am not cold, my awesomeness keeps me warm

mmj_uk · 28 Sep 2010 at 18:25

"Yes, my nipples are like bullets" and then stroke your chest.

OzyOly · 28 Sep 2010 at 18:32

Tefal said:
"you're one to talk, pointy"

antijoke · 28 Sep 2010 at 19:00

After careful consideration it is my opinion you should say nothing. You obviously lack the comedy intelligence that should she retort to your comment with something witty you would be unable to think on your feet and reply with something witty to save face, thus making you look like a clown. I could not live with myself with subjecting you to such humiliation at school.

WrathOfAchilles · 28 Sep 2010 at 19:12

Climb on the desk and perform a swan dive. Its the only way.

Sinny · 28 Sep 2010 at 19:19

Wear a jumper in class?

fozter · 29 Sep 2010 at 00:36

"My jacket got stolen on the way here"

V4NT0M · 29 Sep 2010 at 00:39

"Aint you heard of the English language?"

AiiR · 29 Sep 2010 at 00:54

Point at her chest and say "DO WANT!"

CliffyBiro · 29 Sep 2010 at 00:58

I always say, "My nipples could slice lemons and that's just the way I like it."

True story.

sanaxe1 · 29 Sep 2010 at 00:59

anticonscience said:
After careful consideration it is my opinion you should say nothing. You obviously lack the comedy intelligence that should she retort to your comment with something witty you would be unable to think on your feet and reply with something witty to save face, thus making you look like a clown. I could not live with myself with subjecting you to such humiliation at school.

I agree with this , its not just what you say its how you say it. The tone , the timing , how fast you speak etc.

Many times ive seen this happen , someone has thought about a reply and said it and people just go lulwut as you can tell its not a quick witted reply and it comes off as weired.

Fossil · 29 Sep 2010 at 02:51

Many thanks for the replies, some of them are really good

RimBlock said:
How old are you ??

Late 20s

The girl is 19.

[FnG]magnolia;17464886 said:
How long have you been in love with her?

Begbie said:
So anywho, how long have you been in love for?

freak2002 said:
oh and

fretted said:
I also think the OP is in love with subject girl

Currently, some classmates (and even one of my teachers!) seem to think something is going on between us but nothing is going on. Used to like her in that way but found out the hard way (asking her three times the last academic year to go for lunch) that she wasn't interested. I no longer like her in that way and concentrating my effort on other people.

Fossil · 29 Sep 2010 at 02:52

FNGsam said:
She is probably just cold and making conversation unless their are any other instances where she seems to be making an advance.

The times she asked we were indoors in the classroom with classmates present. Nothing happens outside the classroom.

Greenlizard0 said:
the small talk sounds like she just wants attention.

Normally she initiates the small talk or she makes a comment (mainly negative) when I give silly answers during our class discussions.

mmj_uk said:
If she keeps asking it sounds like she's trying to get to know you, get in there son.

This is the second year of our course..!

Sinny said:
Wear a jumper in class?

I wore a jumper this week Monday, yet she asked me the Q! She didn't ask me yesterday though.

oL said:
Why would you want to say anything in that manner? You said yourself she has a boyfriend. You sound like an *******, seriously.

Just to annoy her really without overstepping the line, with plenty of help from OcUK GD of course.

Fossil · 29 Sep 2010 at 02:53

StewartMG said:
and the most pointless thread of the year award goes to...

This is GD afterall

anticonscience said:
After careful consideration it is my opinion you should say nothing. You obviously lack the comedy intelligence that should she retort to your comment with something witty you would be unable to think on your feet and reply with something witty to save face, thus making you look like a clown. I could not live with myself with subjecting you to such humiliation at school.

Its unlikely she will say something witty back. I'll use the good replies here and see the reaction(s).

sanaxe1 said:
Many times ive seen this happen , someone has thought about a reply and said it and people just go lulwut as you can tell its not a quick witted reply and it comes off as weired.

She already thinks I'm 'weird' so it doesn't matter

Amnesia · 29 Sep 2010 at 03:20

Fossil said:
Scenario:

There is a girl in my class and for the past week has been asking me "ain't you cold?"

naaa....i just play with myself to warm up.

sigma · 29 Sep 2010 at 03:37

"I like staying cold so the bodies don't feel too cold when I touch them, especially at this time of the year."