Girl Q: comeback for.. "ain't you cold?"

Dup said:
- "Aren't you cold?"

"No, i'm just cool"

"You know what's cooler than being cool?"

"ICE COLD!"

Then start singing Hey Ya by Outkast and moonwalk out the door.
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Lol, winner so far.

Reminds me of another comeback I heard (tenuous link to thread):

You: 'You fancy a dance?'

Her: 'Errr, no thanks.'

You: 'I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.'
 
Dont reply, just cough or sneeze in her face and then point at her and shout 'BOOM HEADSHOT'
 
Warmer than your mum was when I kicked her out last night.

Now that's good because it can be taken several ways; depending on how dirty minded the recipient is or how many sniggers you put on the end. You've got the basic sexual/chauvinist angle - "I kicked her out of bed after thoroughly dealing with her because I'm a MAN and that's what I do", and the necrophile, probably-too-far level: "I kicked her out of bed when she got really, really cold".

Either will win you £10,000,000 and probably lots of sex with the aforementioned gurl.
 
Fossil said:
Scenario:

There is a girl in my class and for the past week has been asking me "ain't you cold?" as she thinks I'm not wearing enough clothing in this Autumn weather to keep me warm. Before you say 'smash her pasty', she has a bf!

Now when it comes to these sorts of these comebacks, I'm really hopeless at them :o So I want some help.

What could I say when she says this in the classroom? Would like comebacks to put her on the spot so to speak. Innuendo is good but nothing too dodgy as it'll get me into trouble.

I was thinking of a comment.. "Do you want to warm me up?". Excuse me if the grammar is wrong, I live in the ghetto in South London :o


Thanks!!!!!
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Why would you want to say anything in that manner? You said yourself she has a boyfriend. You sound like an *******, seriously.
 
MiNxYyY said:
If a girl asks me if im cold i say ' yes, so warm me up with your body heat' :) never fails.
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Never fails to get you a sneering 'there goes the world's biggest sleezebag' look?

Whereabouts in Redditch are you by the way? Do you know the area around Wilkinsons in the town centre? What a ****hole!
 
Robbie G said:
Never fails to get you a sneering 'there goes the world's biggest sleezebag' look?

Whereabouts in Redditch are you by the way? Do you know the area around Wilkinsons in the town centre? What a ****hole!
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I do :)

I live in a place called webheath :) Yep the whole area is a **** hole :)
 
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