Chewing gum behind the ear???

I'd rather a fit girl stuck some chewing gum behind her ear, than have a fat, but non gum-saving woman exposing her wobbly, fold-ridden belly for everyone to see. Which seems to be the more common thing these days.
 
dmpoole said:
Not as bad as people who put cigarettes behind their ear.
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What?

You're saying that taking a previously chewed piece of wet, saliva-soaked chewing gum and sticking it to the side of your head AND THEN EATING IT LATER is somehow less repulsive than putting a clean cigarette behind your ear?
 
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My mate did this on a night out.. He texted me the next morning saying "WT*? I have chewing gum behind my ear!"

:D
 
What do you do when you have a chewing gum in your mouth then go into a restaurant with cloth napkins and NOTHING (old receipts, etc) to dispose your gum into?

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Bes said:
What do you do when you have a chewing gum in your mouth then go into a restaurant with cloth napkins and NOTHING (old receipts, etc) to dispose your gum into?

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Swallow it or go to the toilet and flush it...
or kiss the girlfriend and transfter the gum to her ;)

Can't see anyway this could be a nightmare...
 
PardonTheWait said:
What?

You're saying that taking a previously chewed piece of wet, saliva-soaked chewing gum and sticking it to the side of your head AND THEN EATING IT LATER is somehow less repulsive than putting a clean cigarette behind your ear?
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Yes, I'd rather stick a turd behind my ear than a cigarette
 
Its pretty rank. I knew some people in school that did this.

Would never do it my self lol. Just take the pack with you and have a fresh bit later.
 
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