Hahaha. Often see them in films or series.
Post minor things that bother you
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Hahaha. Often see them in films or series.
Driving:
People not indicating
People waiting for an invitation at roundabouts.
People pulling off painfully slowly.
People cutting you up.
People who are in the wrong lane.
Cyclists.
Morons who can clearly see their exit is blocked with traffic on a roundabout, but proceed to park on the roundabout so other's cannot get past.
Walking:
People walking slowly.
People stopping at the top, or bottom, of an escalator.
People congregating for a chat right in the middle of a street.
People walking in some weird diagonal fashion, seemingly to stop you getting by.
People standing at traffic lights with the button to cross not pressed.
People standing at traffic lights waiting when there's no traffic in sight.
Cyclists on the pavement.
In the Cinema:
The person needing to urinate 5 minutes in.
People not turning their phone off and having to check it constantly. You know, the slight glimpse of light in your peripheral vision.
Talking / Generally being loud.
Pretty much everyone else in the cinema.
IT Support:
Waiting for the painfully slow IT inept to do something.
Answering some of the idiotic questions received.
When someone's clueless, trying to argue their imaginary case.
People complaining their PC is getting slower when it started its life as a Windows 98 workstation.
People complaining their PC's slow on the grounds a web page is slow to appear, or, they're pulling a large file off of the network.
Shopping:
I tell no lie, on multiple occasions isle's have been completely blocked by multiple groups of people, with multiple trolleys, stopping to chat.
Retards who can't use the self service machine.
Sainsburys not having the milk & cheese on the same isle.
Hand Dryers:
People who struggle to use the new Dyson Airblade type dryers, even though the instructions are clearly printed on the front.
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I feel I could be writing this all day, so I'll just stop there.
In fact, I'll add;
Pubs:
Pubs that only serve Carling, Fosters or Kronenburg on draught.
Two people taking up a massive table in those trendy type bars.
Bar staff who ask, "who's next?".
People pushing into the queue at the bar.
Music:
People trying to force their music tastes upon me.
People moaning I listen to ****.
People genuinely just trying to hurt people in a mosh pit. (Why is this always the foreigners?)
People moshing to Ska songs.
Grammar:
They're, their and there.
Stupid attempts at abbreviations that doesn't make the original word any shorter.
Using 'lol' as a full stop.
Too, two and to can all be abbreviated to '2'.
Aloud & Allowed.
People who don't know what a comma is.
Facebook:
People with pointless status "updates".
People with the literary skills of a wild moose.
Facebook in general.
E.g. "For example:
"Laura Stupid Stupidson ok cheers bbe, yh man I'm onit like sonic lol just gota wait for my fello nesbits lol fink we're goin l.e 4 1 then off to notts!!
u out? x"
Places:
Anywhere inside the M25.
France
Customer Support:
The foreign call centre where you can't understand them, nor they understand you. I've honestly had someone mistaking me saying '2', for '3'. They don't sound anything alike.
The scripted first line support chap. You're of no use to anyone.
'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'. No sir, I have not, I am indeed a moron.
Members Market:
People 'trusting' you ridiculous offers for items you have on sale.
Cyclists:
Do you know what this is?
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This thread may just be the death of me.
*Cerebral Aneurysm*
People not indicating
People waiting for an invitation at roundabouts.
People pulling off painfully slowly.
People cutting you up.
People who are in the wrong lane.
Cyclists.
Morons who can clearly see their exit is blocked with traffic on a roundabout, but proceed to park on the roundabout so other's cannot get past.
Walking:
People walking slowly.
People stopping at the top, or bottom, of an escalator.
People congregating for a chat right in the middle of a street.
People walking in some weird diagonal fashion, seemingly to stop you getting by.
People standing at traffic lights with the button to cross not pressed.
People standing at traffic lights waiting when there's no traffic in sight.
Cyclists on the pavement.
In the Cinema:
The person needing to urinate 5 minutes in.
People not turning their phone off and having to check it constantly. You know, the slight glimpse of light in your peripheral vision.
Talking / Generally being loud.
Pretty much everyone else in the cinema.
IT Support:
Waiting for the painfully slow IT inept to do something.
Answering some of the idiotic questions received.
When someone's clueless, trying to argue their imaginary case.
People complaining their PC is getting slower when it started its life as a Windows 98 workstation.
People complaining their PC's slow on the grounds a web page is slow to appear, or, they're pulling a large file off of the network.
Shopping:
I tell no lie, on multiple occasions isle's have been completely blocked by multiple groups of people, with multiple trolleys, stopping to chat.
Retards who can't use the self service machine.
Sainsburys not having the milk & cheese on the same isle.
Hand Dryers:
People who struggle to use the new Dyson Airblade type dryers, even though the instructions are clearly printed on the front.
---
I feel I could be writing this all day, so I'll just stop there.
In fact, I'll add;
Pubs:
Pubs that only serve Carling, Fosters or Kronenburg on draught.
Two people taking up a massive table in those trendy type bars.
Bar staff who ask, "who's next?".
People pushing into the queue at the bar.
Music:
People trying to force their music tastes upon me.
People moaning I listen to ****.
People genuinely just trying to hurt people in a mosh pit. (Why is this always the foreigners?)
People moshing to Ska songs.
Grammar:
They're, their and there.
Stupid attempts at abbreviations that doesn't make the original word any shorter.
Using 'lol' as a full stop.
Too, two and to can all be abbreviated to '2'.
Aloud & Allowed.
People who don't know what a comma is.
Facebook:
People with pointless status "updates".
People with the literary skills of a wild moose.
Facebook in general.
E.g. "For example:
"Laura Stupid Stupidson ok cheers bbe, yh man I'm onit like sonic lol just gota wait for my fello nesbits lol fink we're goin l.e 4 1 then off to notts!!
u out? x" Places:
Anywhere inside the M25.
France
Customer Support:
The foreign call centre where you can't understand them, nor they understand you. I've honestly had someone mistaking me saying '2', for '3'. They don't sound anything alike.
The scripted first line support chap. You're of no use to anyone.
'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'. No sir, I have not, I am indeed a moron.
Members Market:
People 'trusting' you ridiculous offers for items you have on sale.
Cyclists:
Do you know what this is?
---
This thread may just be the death of me.
*Cerebral Aneurysm*
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I'd hate to the list of things that really bother you.
The more I think about it, the more I agree with a friend who once told that I'm, "hate filled".
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I like you. I support your list and endorse it for the most part. Thank you for saving me the bother typing most of those things myself.
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People who write in their accent
I have lots of friends from the Barnsley area on my facebook, and the status updates are disgusting. It's not even remotely English
I have lots of friends from the Barnsley area on my facebook, and the status updates are disgusting. It's not even remotely English
Some of the things I see on Facebook truly repulse me.
For example:
"Laura Stupid Stupidson ok cheers bbe, yh man I'm onit like sonic lol just gota wait for my fello nesbits lol fink we're goin l.e 4 1 then off to notts!!
u out? x"Don't endorse it yet. It could be forever expanding!
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People moaning about people who fail to use a decent browser or pop-up blocker to block pop-ups
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People who don't understand general taxation, or the rules of the road.
Checkout people who ask "Are you ok packing?" and you reply "Yes thank you." who then proceed to scan your shopping at lightspeed and cram everything down into the packing area.
It's like waving a red rag at a bull, just because I said I was ok to pack my shopping myself doesn't mean you have to prove a point of being the fastest scanner in the shop and crush all my shopping whilst I struggle to get it into the carrier bags.
It's like waving a red rag at a bull, just because I said I was ok to pack my shopping myself doesn't mean you have to prove a point of being the fastest scanner in the shop and crush all my shopping whilst I struggle to get it into the carrier bags.
Checkout people who ask "Are you ok packing?" and you reply "Yes thank you." who then proceed to scan your shopping at lightspeed and cram everything down into the packing area.
It's like waving a red rag at a bull, just because I said I was ok to pack my shopping myself doesn't mean you have to prove a point of being the fastest scanner in the shop and crush all my shopping whilst I struggle to get it into the carrier bags.
If this is happening you'll always get bags that refuse to open.
People who chew with their mouth open, i would have people stoned in the streets for this
^^
And i dont know if its me but hate it when i can hear people crunch too or hear the food mush around in their mouth.
Addition : HATE the bloody people who have to bring coak and popcorn(butterkiss?) into the cinema then act like plebs and scrunch the wrapper and slurp the coak when watching a film!
Yes i know it defeats the object of going to cinema not having popcorn but IF i owned the cinema id ban wrappers and just have the box popcorn and invent a new cup which people cant slurp out of
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Funny you should say that! That also happened last night when I was having a showdown with the fastest product slinger in Stratford.
It wound me up a right treat.
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I do this but only becuase it bothers me more when people press the button without even looking at the traffic coming. Yeah sure I'll bring my car to a standstill even though I'm the only one on the road, when you could have simply waited 10 secs and crossed anyway! /rantover