Hi there!

Will Gill · 5 Oct 2010 at 13:52

This may well fail but I speak with you guys more than I do my bird who I apparently love and cherish so that must make us almost life long friends! You help me through my dull days at work and ease me through my hangovers at the weekend, yet I know precious little about most of you.

As such I demand an audience with your particulars, this will also hopefully aid us when we bicker, I'll quickly print out a piccie of you, defile it, thus winning!

my ugly mug :

Name: Will Gill (suddenly my username makes sense....)

Age: 33 (pre nuke OcUK lifer)

Car(s): 997 C2S

Car history: Too extensive to list in its entirety, involves Orions, r5gtt's, suburas, supras, porsches and exposure to much much more!

Where do you live: London (for work), Cornwall (for living), France (for skiing)

Occupation/Business: Cloud storage consultant (gay title)

Family Status: living with a ball and chain

Other Hobbies: skiing, sailing, power boating, geeky computer games, watch collecting, cars, booze, photography, loafing

fav food: curry - king prawn vindaloo, chicken tikka massalla, keema naan, sagaloo = happy Will

straight from police interceptors:
likes : orgasms, being drunk, catching first lifts (skiing), currys, pay day
dislikes : wet patches, hangovers, catching first lifts to work, ring of fire, direct debit day

even did a template for you!

Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) :
Name:

Age:

Car(s):

Where do you live:

Occupation/Business:

Family Status:

Other Hobbies:

fav food:

straight from police interceptors
likes :

dislikes :

Princey · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:05

Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) :

Name: Princey

Age: 23

Car(s): Astra VXR

Car History: 1.3 N Reg Fiesta Mk3, 02 1.6 Ford Focus, 1.4TDCi 06 Fiesta, 1.0l 07 Yaris, 1.6 58 Pegueot 308, 1.6TDCi 09 Ford Focus, 1.0lt Smart ForTwo, 54 Focus ST170.

Where do you live: Norton, Stourbrige

Occupation/Business: High End Home Thearter installer

Family Status: Partents Divorced

Other Hobbies: Guitar, eating bad food, fapping, Flying

fav food: Smash, Hot Dogs, Fish Fingers, Beans on Toast

straight from police interceptors
likes : Motors, Computers, Podgey Women, Planes, GD, PC Gaming, Arguments

dislikes : Motors, Chavs, Dirty Smells,

I see no one else botherd!

stulid · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:05

pic removed.

Name: Stuart

Age: 33

Car(s): Honda Accord type s

Where do you live: weston super mare

Occupation/Business: Honda UK technician

Family Status: Single and loving it.

Other Hobbies: Fap Fap Fap

fav food: almost anything as long as its not weird such as, frog legs, eels, sheep heads and other third world peasant food

straight from police interceptors
likes : soft drugs and Amsterdam

dislikes : everything and everyone

peterattheboro · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:06

Mr Gill is obviously bored. We haven't heard from him for so long and now he's back all of a sudden! Work is obviously quiet

I'll play along.

Keeping it motors related... here's me at an autograph signing with some random guy in a black hat

Name: Peter (quite obviously)

Age: 26

Car(s): Mondeo ST220

Where do you live: Middlesbrough

Occupation/Business: Photographer / Car valeter (though I prefer detailer

)

Family Status: Live with my GF & 2 kids.

Other Hobbies: Football, Gaming

fav food: Chicken parmo

straight from police interceptors
likes : boobs

dislikes : elderly drivers

Fr0dders · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:19

Pete you appear to have your hand on Mr Plato's arse

Morba · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:21

MrLOL said:
Pete you appear to have your hand on Mr Plato's arse

What the hell are those worm like things on his shoulder then?!
eek

DM · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:21

Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) : Me in middle

Name: Mark

Age: 44

Car(s): Various

Where do you live: Kent

Occupation/Business: Various

Family Status: Married 2 kids

Other Hobbies:

fav food: Chicken

straight from police interceptors
likes : Viagra

dislikes : Driving bans

Fr0dders · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:21

good spot, he's put his arm round him. Even more gay !

*edit*

lol mark. I had a mental image in my head of what a straight talking diamond dealer would look like, and you fit the stereotype totally

Janesy B · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:21

Jason Plato, now available in 300 Tesco Stores, GET YOURS NOW.

I think I've made this joke before...

peterattheboro · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:24

Janesy B said:
Jason Plato, now available in 300 Tesco Stores, GET YOURS NOW.

I think I've made this joke before...

From my facebook...

Added 14 May 2008 · Comment · Like

Andrew Walker Is he as much of a **** in real life as he is on TV?
17 October 2009 at 23:04 · Like

Bryan Janes Jason Plato - Available at 300 Tesco stores?
19 October 2009 at 12:06 · Like

Andrew Walker = AGW

Janesy B · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:26

Nearly a year ago so I can be forgiven

Morba · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:37

Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) : www.morba.co.uk/err.jpg - posted it here before i think!

Name: Mark

Age: 32

Car(s): 330D Sport Auto / 1.6 Focus Auto

Where do you live: Bristol

Occupation/Business: CTI / Genesys person

Family Status: Married. 2 kids (Jake 5yr, Poppy 7 days)

Other Hobbies: lifting heavy things. I have a power cage, lots of weights and 2 atlas stones in the garage, eating.

fav food: steak, cake, donuts.

straight from police interceptors
likes : steak, curvy women, blondes, deadlifting.

dislikes : veg, skinny birds, skinny blokes in skinny jeans

Janesy B · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:41

Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) :

Name: Bryan Janes

Age: 23

Car(s): Ford Fiesta, Iron Oxide Special Edition

Car history: 1997 Ford Escort 1.3 and for one week a 2000 Ford Escort 1.6 CAT D write off fail edition

Where do you live: North West London

Occupation/Business: Network Operations Centre Engineer for a small independent ISP (please don't kill me Fox, I didn't make up the job title

Family Status: Black sheep of the family

Other Hobbies: Photography, R/C Cars/Helicopters, Petty arguements over semantics, criticizing cars better than my own, being short and generally unpleasant

fav food: Tikka Masala, BLT Sandwiches and Cake.

straight from police interceptors
likes : Cheese, pay day, rust, Fords

dislikes : TFL, Bob Crow, Cyclists

stulid · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:43

pink suits you! what shade of red was you fiesta again?

Witor · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:44

Argh, i'll bite..and yes, i've cut me luscious locks since that photo.

Name: Louis Soiza (Louis...Louisito...Wito...Witor, online tag for the past oooh...15 years?!)

Age: 31, mental age much lower tbh

Car(s): Alfa Romeo 156 GTA at the moment, and will remain so until something expensive breaks.

Car history: Seat Leon FR 1.8T, BMW E36 323i, Seat Cordoba 1.9Tdi, Facelift Civic Type-R, 206 GTi, Mk2 Fiesta Xr2, Mk2 Fiesta 1.1

Where do you live: Gibraltar. Bit of UK stuck onto Spain with associated plus and minuses. Have an interest in a house near Estepona (Sabinillas)

Occupation/Business: Systems Analyst/Timewaster

Family Status: Married 3 years (10 years together), 2 kids (4y/o and 1y/o), impending snip

Other Hobbies: Music, live music (Bassist), Booze, Online gaming/F1 sims, lazing about, reading motors (...), Cars in general. F1 (nuts about it)and Man United.

fav food: Spanish food in general, Indian, italian.

Police Interceptors bit:
likes : Quite like chilling at home with the kids, every day is full of new experiences at the moment, loads of other obvious stuff not worth listing.
dislikes : Traffic, Pedantry, acumulation of scratches and dings due to the average Gibraltarian driver.

Janesy B · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:48

stulid said:
pink suits you! what shade of red was you fiesta again?

Ford Radient 'honest guv' I didn't tweak the levels in Photoshop' Red.

peterattheboro · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:48

Morba said:
Piccie of you (for dartboard purposes) : www.morba.co.uk/err.jpg - posted it here before i think!

Name: Mark

Age: 32

Car(s): 330D Sport Auto / 1.6 Focus Auto

Where do you live: Bristol

Occupation/Business: CTI / Genesys person

Family Status: Married. 2 kids (Jake 5yr, Poppy 7 days)

Other Hobbies: lifting heavy things. I have a power cage, lots of weights and 2 atlas stones in the garage.

fav food: steak.

straight from police interceptors
likes : steak, curvy women, blondes, deadlifting.

dislikes : veg, skinny birds, skinny blokes in skinny jeans

Are you Brock Lesnar?

Fr0dders · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:58

Me & the wife on our wedding day:

Name: Robbie

Age: 27 (pre nuke OcUK lifer)

Car(s): Volvo S60 T5 Sport

Car history: The understeering Vectra VXR of shame, Xsara picasso, VW polo

Where do you live: Wakefield

Occupation/Business: Hosted Services Consultant - Data Centres holding patient records for the NHS

Family Status: Married, One child of 7

Other Hobbies: home cinema, console gaming, spending time with my lad, cars, booze, photography.

fav food: Sweet Chilli Chicken (chinese) or Chicken Karahi (curry)

straight from police interceptors:
likes : Dance music, noisy cars (hate my current one

) big boobs & gadgets
dislikes : doing 12 hour shifts,

Rilot · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:59

my ugly mug :

Name: Andy Riley

Age: 34 (pre nuke OcUK lifer)

Car(s): 730d Sport

Car history: Lots of luxo barges. Highlights include: Audi A8 4.2, BMW 540i 6-Speed, Lexus GS430.

Where do you live: Twyford

Occupation/Business: Principle Solutions Architect

Family Status: Commonlaw

Other Hobbies: WoW, my daughter, gaming, cycling, motorcycles, painting, photography.

fav food: Chilli

straight from police interceptors:
likes : Smoking, Real Ales, V8s, Gadgets, Good manners.

dislikes : Euro **** boxes, Idiots, Smoked fish, Lager, Street musicians.

DM · 5 Oct 2010 at 14:59

Looking very smug there Mr LOL