Who ate all the pies? (and cakes)

I feel an OcUK live streaming event coming up.

The how many pies can dmpoole eat in one sitting challenge?

Anyone care to open a book? I'll put my money on 12 :)
 
I once sold a car for £125 and a Fray Bentos pie.

It was my grandfather's car after he died and I used to take him those pies because he used to like them. Tribute :)
 
When I do work for a certain family member I get told I'll be paid in Heaven.


Only problem is I don't believe in Heaven :(

Mostly I get paid in money, or cups of tea with biscuits (I'm easily swayed).

Should ask if you can move in, then when they ask for rent "you'll get it in heaven" :p
 
Good - nice and fresh then.

So how many will you end up freezing?

They have all gone now :)
And no I didn't eat them.

There are about 6 in the fridge for me and Mrs Dimple and the rest have been donated to daughters, boyfriends and a couple of their mates who all came round about 30 minutes ago.
 
No one will beleive me, but my conscious is clear... i once repaired my Mothers mates daughters PC, just needed a formatand a clean out and she asked me how much i wanted, i said nothing was my pleasure as she was 18 and not half bad looking, so she treated me to a nice BJ then a couple of weeks later i treated her to the whole hog :D
 
Wanna know what I get when I've fixed someones computer?

"Thanks for fixing my computer. While your here my mum is having problems with her computer as well"

:rolleyes:
 
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