This one was funny so thought I'd post it,
Guy from Indian call center: "bla bla bla usual stuff do you have any debts in the form of credit cards, loans etc."
Me: "Yes on my credit card"
Him: "and how much does this amount to? 3000? 4000?"
Me: "erm....roughly 126,000"
Him: ".....126,000?"
Me: "yes, more or less"
Him: "and are you paying this back through monthly payments?"
Me: "yes, 3000 a month"
Him: "erm....okay so are you employed part-time or full-time?"
Me: "I'm unemployed"
Him: "You're unemployed?!!?"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "So are you recieving any kind of benefits?"
Me: "Jobseekers"
Him: "so how much do you have left after tax?"
Me: "50 quid"
Him: ".......well how are you making monthly payments of 3000?"
Me: "I do things that make me feel dirty
"
Him: "sorry?!?!"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "How are you paying 3000 a month"
Me: "Things I'm not proud of"
Him: "bu......wha......er........ok what I'm asking is how are you paying 3000 pounds every month?"
Me: "I do special favors"
Him: "ok, are you struggling to pay these debts?"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "ok I'll put you through to my supervisor because I think we can help you lower your payments"
.........doo doo doo doo doo..........
Supervisor: "Hell is that mr. ____________
Me: "ya"
Supervisor: "ok well you've been put through to me because my collegue has given me some information that suggests we might be able to help you with your debts, he says you have a large sum of debt?"
Me: "......ya, he's lying"
Supervisor: "you don't have debt?"
Me: "No he's lying"
Supervisor: "Well he told me you did"
Me: "Ya he was saying all kinds of stuff"
Supervisor: "What kind of stuff was he saying?"
Me: "Silly stuff"
Supervisor: ".........ok erm.....well I'll investigate into that but I guess if you have no debt then we cannot help you"
Me: "k byeeeee
"
Guy from Indian call center: "bla bla bla usual stuff do you have any debts in the form of credit cards, loans etc."
Me: "Yes on my credit card"
Him: "and how much does this amount to? 3000? 4000?"
Me: "erm....roughly 126,000"
Him: ".....126,000?"
Me: "yes, more or less"
Him: "and are you paying this back through monthly payments?"
Me: "yes, 3000 a month"
Him: "erm....okay so are you employed part-time or full-time?"
Me: "I'm unemployed"
Him: "You're unemployed?!!?"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "So are you recieving any kind of benefits?"
Me: "Jobseekers"
Him: "so how much do you have left after tax?"
Me: "50 quid"
Him: ".......well how are you making monthly payments of 3000?"
Me: "I do things that make me feel dirty
"Him: "sorry?!?!"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "How are you paying 3000 a month"
Me: "Things I'm not proud of"
Him: "bu......wha......er........ok what I'm asking is how are you paying 3000 pounds every month?"
Me: "I do special favors
"Him: "ok, are you struggling to pay these debts?"
Me: "Ya"
Him: "ok I'll put you through to my supervisor because I think we can help you lower your payments"
.........doo doo doo doo doo..........
Supervisor: "Hell is that mr. ____________
Me: "ya"
Supervisor: "ok well you've been put through to me because my collegue has given me some information that suggests we might be able to help you with your debts, he says you have a large sum of debt?"
Me: "......ya, he's lying"
Supervisor: "you don't have debt?"
Me: "No he's lying"
Supervisor: "Well he told me you did"
Me: "Ya he was saying all kinds of stuff"
Supervisor: "What kind of stuff was he saying?"
Me: "Silly stuff"
Supervisor: ".........ok erm.....well I'll investigate into that but I guess if you have no debt then we cannot help you"
Me: "k byeeeee
"
