It's my last day today!

[TruffleShuffle]

I start at a new job on Monday and today is my last day at my current one.

Amount of work i expect to do today = 0


Can anyone recommend some things to do to have bit of fun on my last day, it's an office based job.

 

[Throrik]

Squeeze one out on your soon to be former bosses desk.

 

[Sp00n]

Continue as per usual and leave said job with dignity.

 

[Cosimo]

Tidy your desk, surf, chat to people, take them out for a drink at lunchtime, say goodbye to everyone, smile and leave.

 

[gjrc]

Tidy your desk, surf, chat to people, take them out for a drink at lunchtime, say goodbye to everyone, smile and leave.

this

 

[Benihana]

Buy everyone doughnuts
???
profit

 

[Andy100]

Steal everything that isn't nailed down. (may result in a criminal conviction)

 

[Edrof]

Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel





Sorry, I couldn't resist the reference

 

[mrk]

Having watched Family Guy and American Dad this week, drop a deuce on a desk, maybe your soon to be old desk, better yet the drawer!

Oh and do it at the end of the day, the smell will overpower the office quickly - not speaking from experience!

 

[TruffleShuffle]

Buy everyone doughnuts
???
profit

Done this, also Spongebob cake, and Tarts (bakewell)

 

[Mr Krugga]

Fap like mad, make sure they take it the wrong way.

 

[Marky]

Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel





Sorry, I couldn't resist the reference

Win.

 

[gillywibble]

Make a necklace with paper clips.

 

[BenjiSayers]

Gather the office round and tell them the tale of 'Nate and Lever'

 

[Mat]

Steal everything that isn't nailed down.

...and everything that is ...and the nails.

Do *some* work, tidy up loose ends, have a drink at lunch, treat the place with courtesy and respect, leave a 5 curler under the desk, give a hearty farewell to colleagues, shake your boss by the hand, leave with a spring in your step.

 

[Casdawer]

It's my last day at my workplace today as well and i start my new job on Monday!

I'm just going to surf the net, and try not too be sick (When out last night and had WAY to many drinks!)

 

[Master_X]

just go home at lunch

 

[AHarvey]

buy a load of diabetic chocolate and hand it out at work

 

[gillywibble]

Gather the office round and tell them the tale of 'Nate and Lever'

Brilliant

 

[shine]

Password protect all important documents and then forget to tell anyone the password.