I like it on the.....

Kazz said:
If you have ever lost someone close / love your mum / support our boys / like air / poo once a day...then 'Like' this and copy it to your status.


**** OFF!
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Guy I know had one about "If you know anyone who has been affected by the empire's savage death star attack on the Alderaan system..."
 
Kazz said:
If you have ever lost someone close / love your mum / support our boys / like air / poo once a day...then 'Like' this and copy it to your status.


**** OFF!
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The ones that make me vomit are the "if you get invited to join group xxx, don't it's pedoes trying to steal our babies photo's"

People are thick enough to believe it's true, normally women.
 
cymatty said:
Exactly, it just seems to me a way for women to feel included in some kind of secret club to annoy us men. I would rather have a beer than worry about such drivel. :D
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Ironically though breast cancer only seems to get so much support because well boobs are universally liked by everyone (men too).

Where as the testicular/prostate (i forget which) cancer receives hardly any funding or awareness campaigns in comparison as it's seen as dirty.

sad really considering how many it kills.
 
Didn't this innocent kind of question once got an Australian radio show in trouble?

yes it did:

Extract from Sydney Radio


The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.

The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification.


If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.

What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.

Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

3 minutes of commercials follow.

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch

tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood.

We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "Up the arse....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
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Yeah, it's a load of crap. And I'm seeing it on a lot of young girls' profiles as well. And people wonder why kids are having kids. Even though it may be in support of breast cancers (:rolleyes:) it's quite obvious what the origin of it is.
 
I preferred it when it was when girls tell you the colour of their bra - because then I post ironically my bra colour and there are much lols to be had by all. :p
 
Tefal said:
lol awesomne is there a youtube etc of the broadcast? :o
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It's an old joke that goes round every now and again. Last I heard it was an American blind date type show. I doubt there's any video/audio of it ever happening for real, if it ever did.
 
Sp00n said:
I've read that before greebo, tis jokes!
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vonhelmet said:
It's an old joke that goes round every now and again. Last I heard it was an American blind date type show. I doubt there's any video/audio of it ever happening for real, if it ever did.
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The version I posted is a modified version. Original transcript here at Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

Along with a video clip of an american game show where the woman answered the question with the same answer!
 
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