Moustache Wax

[NeverWinter]

Anyone got any recommendations for a wax? Going to be sporting a dashing curly moustache at the end of the month and need something to keep it firm!

 

[antijoke]

Mustard.

 

[xJcBx]

Put egg on it? On your face...















EGGFACELOLZ

 

[tedaC]

Not sure about the wax, but is the tache for Movember ?

 

[NeverWinter]

In part yes, but mainly for lolz at my friends wedding

 

[antijoke]

Surely it cannot be Movember already?!

It doesn't feel like a year has passed since the last thread.

 

[Musty Pie]

In part yes, but mainly for lolz at my friends wedding

Sounds like he will love that

You taking the limelight on his and his partners special day, whilst looking like a prat.

 

[Marky]

Posting in epic moustache thread.

 

[NeverWinter]

Sounds like he will love that

You taking the limelight on his and his partners special day, whilst looking like a prat.

Anything I can do to make it more special, he'll love it.

 

[Sp00n]

Is this for Movember?

/edit note to self, read thread then post.

 

[Musty Pie]

I fail to see how, but maybe thats just me.

Dont get me wrong im all for an epic moustache related tom foolery in the right context

I just doubt the couple will see the funny side?

 

[NeverWinter]

I know my friends...

 

[SteveOBHave]

Surely it cannot be Movember already?!

It doesn't feel like a year has passed since the last thread.

Totally doing Movember again this year... felt like a heel but it's for a great cause.

 

[Anominity]

I know my friends...

I know your friends too....

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[Musty Pie]

I know my friends...

Oh im sure you do....

Just to reiterate my point

My fiances brother got married this year, being part of the close circle of friends around the groom we had a "friend" turn up to his wedding in a checkered shirt and jeans and trainers.

He thought it would be "funny" and "cool" as "suits are not his style"

Not only was the bride very ****** off with him, but the groom also formed a new opinion of said friend.

I know clothing Vs Moustache is not quite comparable but you get the drift? Dont jeopardize a friendship for the LOLZ on someones wedding day.

 

[Cosimo]

Viagra. Ah wait you want to keep your moustache firm.

 

[MikeHunt79]

Anyone got any recommendations for a wax? Going to be sporting a dashing curly moustache at the end of the month and need something to keep it firm!

Hot glue gun

 

[NeverWinter]

Oh im sure you do....

Just to reiterate my point

My fiances brother got married this year, being part of the close circle of friends around the groom we had a "friend" turn up to his wedding in a checkered shirt and jeans and trainers.

He thought it would be "funny" and "cool" as "suits are not his style"

Not only was the bride very ****** off with him, but the groom also formed a new opinion of said friend.

I know clothing Vs Moustache is not quite comparable but you get the drift? Dont jeopardize a friendship for the LOLZ on someones wedding day.

Yeah that's a bit different, my friend will definitely see the funny side, if the bride throws a hissy I will let you all know. Funny thing is i'm pretty sure she wants to set me up with a friend of hers who is coming to the wedding

 

[Swifty55]

Oh im sure you do....

Just to reiterate my point

My fiances brother got married this year, being part of the close circle of friends around the groom we had a "friend" turn up to his wedding in a checkered shirt and jeans and trainers.

He thought it would be "funny" and "cool" as "suits are not his style"

Not only was the bride very ****** off with him, but the groom also formed a new opinion of said friend.

I know clothing Vs Moustache is not quite comparable but you get the drift? Dont jeopardize a friendship for the LOLZ on someones wedding day.

There's always one...

 

[Pestilence]

Wax the 'tache so it curves out and up, and weave the ends into your eyebrows.