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No1newts

No1newts

No1newts

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No matter how bad, no matter how pathetic, no matter how worthless claim your victory here!!!

I may well have been kicked off the metro for skipping a fare, it may have been Baltic cold on the station! But despite your best efforts I skipped the next metro and did not pay! So up yours everyone I saved £3 :p

victory is mine!

Share your own ultimately futile victories!
 
You stole transport tickets? Well done.

This is why this country has bloody barriers and stringent ticket checks everywhere. It was noticeable in Greece, France, Spain, The Netherlands, Germany, Czech Republic ffs that people were honest enough to buy their way through. As you should.
 
When I was leaving Greggs I warned an old lady that the floor was slippy. She snarled and stared then pushed past me into the shop where she promptly decked it. Serves the old bag right.
 
Greenlizard0 said:
You stole transport tickets? Well done.

This is why this country has bloody barriers and stringent ticket checks everywhere. It was noticeable in Greece, France, Spain, The Netherlands, Germany, Czech Republic ffs that people were honest enough to buy their way through. As you should.
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LOL. Barriers fail so much. Get a weekly railcard/bus pass, they work even after they have expired. The system sucks.
 
JayMax said:
How did you not get the fixed penalty fine or whatever it is for fare dodging?
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No idea.

The bloke just said you have to get off and pay then get the next metro that comes. I hit off, but did not pay

Bwah ha ha haaaaaaaa. Rebels like me will destroy the world :p
 
No1newts said:
No matter how bad, no matter how pathetic, no matter how worthless claim your victory here!!!

I may well have been kicked off the metro for skipping a fare, it may have been Baltic cold on the station! But despite your best efforts I skipped the next metro and did not pay! So up yours everyone I saved £3 :p

victory is mine!

Share your own ultimately futile victories!
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Newcastle, says it all!!!!!! :D

I have many secrets that I don't wish to share.

Vita said:
LOL. Barriers fail so much. Get a weekly railcard/bus pass, they work even after they have expired. The system sucks.
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No they don't.
 
Srsly, minor victories? Mine is also transport based, I onced travelled to and from work with -2.40 on my Oyster card! Just to explain, I get on at a DLR station, and get off at a National Rail station, and between the central line and the great western train at Ealing Broadway, there is no barriers.

I am ashame :(
 
Yesterday at work, my boss's son (who is moron personified) accidentally bought a bacon, sausage and egg mayonnaise baguette. He hates egg mayonnaise, and I have the impression he also doesn't like me very much either.

He offered it to everyone but me, but nobody wanted to eat it, so one of my colleagues gave it to me to eat anyway. Oh yeah. :cool:
 
Barriers are made for jumping

*Do not try this while wearing a backpack.

I was bored silly at work today so I had a 15 minute poo and played some tetris.
 
I parked in the baby and parent spot in Tesco, some snotty BMW driver asked me if I had a kid and would I move, I said no and walked off.
 
I used to work with two guys who... didn't really do any work and left it all for me to do. My boss couldn't be bothered to do anything about it so I quit. After then they realised that they were stupid and dismissed them asap. They still ask me to this day if I can come back and work for them. Slight victory there :p
 
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