Men who punch above their weight with woman

Simi said:
I don't know what's more worrying, your bitterness about being minimally endowed or the fact that you have the penis measurements of your friends.
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I have to say this is one of the strangest threads ive seen on ocuk in the 5 odd years ive been here.

To the above question, id say b lol.
 
Simi said:
I don't know what's more worrying, your bitterness about being minimally endowed or the fact that you have the penis measurements of your friends.
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The penis measurements are a rough estimate, I didn't break out the non-shatter ruler.

Also, Bitterness? have you read the thread? I don't think you have, I am far from bitter, I was just making an observation about someone I work with, I say good luck to him, I was just stating a fact, that she is much more better looking than he is. Where exactly did you get bitterness from that? Read before you post.
 
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djmc0 said:
Really not 'WIN' Also this thread isn't isn't 'EPIC FAIL' also maybe you should go and smash your own pasty while staring tnto mary whilst repeating 'cool story bro'


FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU :mad:

This forum has a habit of picking up the most unfunny memes apart from the image thread.

Errrr, cool story, eeerrrr bro.

Also, I hate when people put question marks at the end of a sentence that is clearly a statement, I read it according to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal

Please stop it.
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Very much WIN :)
 
How could I not get bitterness from what you've posted so far? You asked if women stay with men because of a large schlong, you seem to assume that this guy has either got money or a big 'un because no way could he pull a good looking woman without those all important qualities, you post measurements of your buddies' schlongs (who even asks their friends for penis size?).
Everything you have posted screams bitterness due to self assumed inadequacies.

Seriously, have you read the thread?
 
I always punch above my weight in women. Frankly, I'm more than a little shallow but not at all good looking. It doesn't work out well for me :(
 
Simi said:
How could I not get bitterness from what you've posted so far? You asked if women stay with men because of a large schlong, you seem to assume that this guy has either got money or a big 'un because no way could he pull a good looking woman without those all important qualities, you post measurements of your buddies' schlongs (who even asks their friends for penis size?).
Everything you have posted screams bitterness due to self assumed inadequacies.

Seriously, have you read the thread?
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I have, and I'm not going to argue, as I have to be up in three hours, maybe you mistook curiosity for bitterness, or maybe I came across as a bitter old man. All I can say is that I'm not bitter, I just wanted my peers opinions, that is all. The questions that I asked were I feel relevant. If you feel that I come across bitter, I don't kno what to say. I am far from bitter.

BRAP, BLUD
 
Jeez what an arse of a thread we have here :p

You see it all the time, people punching above their weight looks wise.... Nobody cares, you can't help who you fall in love with and get a grip, penis size is irrelevant.

It's only comical when a blonde, glammed up tart is walking around with a fat balding bloke because she's blatantly insecure or after a sugar daddy that'll put up with her stupidity.

My other half use to go on about not understanding what I saw in her, why I decided to go out with her. It's all rubbish and irrelevant, you can't control what/who you go for.
 
shifty_uk said:
Jeez what an arse of a thread we have here :p

You see it all the time, people punching above their weight looks wise.... Nobody cares, you can't help who you fall in love with and get a grip, penis size is irrelevant.

It's only comical when a blonde, glammed up tart is walking around with a fat balding bloke because she's blatantly insecure or after a sugar daddy that'll put up with her stupidity.

My other half use to go on about not understanding what I saw in her, why I decided to go out with her. It's all rubbish and irrelevant, you can't control what/who you go for.
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I agree with shifty. I punch well above my weight but I'm now married to her. The simple fact is that I treat her well, get on with her friends and family, support her when she needs it and periodically treat her like a princess to let her know I love her. After 9 years I married her. Simply put I'm a nice guy who knows how to treat a lady and how to make her feel like she's important to me.

Granted I'm not perfect, I'm messy, frequently forget to shave and frequently forget stuff that we're doing. Oh and I'm crap with money...

Penis wise? Honestly having a 'huge' knob is more trouble than it's worth - think square peg, round hole... if it were all about the penis size then I suspect the world would be a very different place.

Anyway - threat useless without pics :D

Good wife...
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Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as... OCuK threads.

Women like 3 things, money, power (security) and confidence.

Sounds like the OP is screwed, basically.
 
Confidence in the kitchen! It's just about knowing what you can do and being good at it, surely?

I was going to post a picture of Gok Wan but I think this thread is already sordid enough.
 
djmc0 said:
I've had this job that I'm currently in for roughly three months, and I'm finally friendly enough with a few of my colleagues to add them on facebook.

I've just seen one of my colleagues girlfriend, and to put it politely, he is punching 3 or 4 weights above his own weight, for serious. He's about 5ft 7", balding badly, and to put it politely not the sharpest knife in the draw. So me, being an obvious judgemental OcUK user, I assume one of two thing, he his either well endowed, or has a nice amount of money. (I know this is bad of me to assume this) but I know this is untrue, as we do the same job, yet I earn 50% more than him due to my experience in the job that we both do.

I must just assume he is a nice guy, I must just assume that they are in love.

Listen, I congratulate him, but I am curious. Also, do woman stay with men just because they have a large schlong?

Also, I fully admit I slightly bitter :o

Also, Crepe
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But I bet he knows that its called a DRAWER....
 
Sometimes nice guys do win the race, so to speak. Not all attractive women are as deep as a puddle, which is good for people like me, as it means that my wife is a few shelves up from me and quite happy (because I'm generally awesome). :o
 
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