I can't believe this hadn't been posted already. 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11494915
ALAN JOHNSON - SHADOW CHANCELLOR
ED BALLS - SHADOW HOME SECRETARY
YVETTE COOPER - SHADOW FOREIGN SECRETARY AND MINISTER FOR WOMEN AND EQUALITIES
ANDY BURNHAM - SHADOW EDUCATION SECRETARY
HARRIET HARMAN - DEPUTY LEADER AND SHADOW INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY
DOUGLAS ALEXANDER - SHADOW WORK AND PENSIONS SECRETARY
JOHN DENHAM - SHADOW BUSINESS SECRETARY
CAROLINE FLINT - SHADOW COMMUNITIES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT
SADIQ KHAN - SHADOW JUSTICE SECRETARY
JIM MURPHY - SHADOW DEFENCE SECRETARY
MEG HILLIER - SHADOW ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE SECRETARY
HILARY BENN - SHADOW LEADER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
ANGELA EAGLE - SHADOW CHIEF SECRETARY TO THE TREASURY
MARIA EAGLE - SHADOW TRANSPORT SECRETARY
MARY CREAGH - SHADOW ENVIRONMENT SECRETARY
IVAN LEWIS - SHADOW CULTURE MEDIA AND SPORT SECRETARY
ANN McKECHIN - SHADOW SCOTTISH SECRETARY
LIAM BYRNE - SHADOW CABINET OFFICE MINISTER
TESSA JOWELL - SHADOW OLYMPICS MINISTER
PETER HAIN - SHADOW WELSH SECRETARY
SHAUN WOODWARD - SHADOW NORTHERN IRELAND SECRETARY
ROSIE WINTERTON - CHIEF WHIP
Sorry about the capital letters.
Well, I suppose the Labour party can add the one of the most absurd potential cabinets it's had in a long time, to the most ridiculous leader it's had in about eighteen years.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11494915
ALAN JOHNSON - SHADOW CHANCELLOR
ED BALLS - SHADOW HOME SECRETARY
YVETTE COOPER - SHADOW FOREIGN SECRETARY AND MINISTER FOR WOMEN AND EQUALITIES
ANDY BURNHAM - SHADOW EDUCATION SECRETARY
HARRIET HARMAN - DEPUTY LEADER AND SHADOW INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY
DOUGLAS ALEXANDER - SHADOW WORK AND PENSIONS SECRETARY
JOHN DENHAM - SHADOW BUSINESS SECRETARY
CAROLINE FLINT - SHADOW COMMUNITIES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT
SADIQ KHAN - SHADOW JUSTICE SECRETARY
JIM MURPHY - SHADOW DEFENCE SECRETARY
MEG HILLIER - SHADOW ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE SECRETARY
HILARY BENN - SHADOW LEADER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
ANGELA EAGLE - SHADOW CHIEF SECRETARY TO THE TREASURY
MARIA EAGLE - SHADOW TRANSPORT SECRETARY
MARY CREAGH - SHADOW ENVIRONMENT SECRETARY
IVAN LEWIS - SHADOW CULTURE MEDIA AND SPORT SECRETARY
ANN McKECHIN - SHADOW SCOTTISH SECRETARY
LIAM BYRNE - SHADOW CABINET OFFICE MINISTER
TESSA JOWELL - SHADOW OLYMPICS MINISTER
PETER HAIN - SHADOW WELSH SECRETARY
SHAUN WOODWARD - SHADOW NORTHERN IRELAND SECRETARY
ROSIE WINTERTON - CHIEF WHIP
Sorry about the capital letters.
Well, I suppose the Labour party can add the one of the most absurd potential cabinets it's had in a long time, to the most ridiculous leader it's had in about eighteen years.

