Bug Lovers : Advice!

Rich_L · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:30

Couple of questions

1) Is this a Bugatti Veyron?

2) What is the suggested amount of fire needed to deal with this situation?

Robbo · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:34

Its some kind of wasp hybrid :eek:

RUN!

Efour · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:36

Jesus, what kind of scale are we talking here..

what is the curved object?

and
1) i don't think it is a sports car
2) a good amount of fire

Is it some kind of Yank Termite Super Soldier?

jp_bl_68 · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:37

It has toes! :eek:

apeZ · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:41

LOTS of fire needed

Greenlizard0 · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:42

Call Optimus Prime. He'll know what to do.

paulh · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:45

That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen.

I know what'll be in my dreams tonight... thanks mate. :eek:

Cosimo · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:45

Just chuck it outside.

paulh · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:46

simulatorman said:
Just chuck it outside.

chuck it.... I'm not sure he could lift it! look at the size of it.

Rich_L · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:50

Efour2 said:
Jesus, what kind of scale are we talking here..

what is the curved object?

and
1) i don't think it is a sports car
2) a good amount of fire

Is it some kind of Yank Termite Super Soldier?

It's the outside door of the Bunker I have sought refuge in its about 2-3 ft long

It's a ground safe and it's about 2 inches maybe?

And yes I suspect it is some type of wasp/spider/termite genetic hybrid created by the US military..

Cosimo · 9 Oct 2010 at 16:53

Rich_L said:
And yes I suspect it is some type of wasp/spider/termite genetic hybrid created by the US military..

Then you’ll need to give it a good dose of napalm.

Deadbeat · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:07

It's probably an alien child. Befriend it, have a wacky adventure and stand together against the oppressive military who wish to dissect and study your new best friend.

chrism · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:09

awww its cute look at its little face!

benhomer737 · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:09

what the *** is that!

asakura797 · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:09

It's a Jerusalem Cricket.

Jerusalem crickets, also called potato bugs, are a group of large, flightless insects of the genus Stenopelmatus. They are native to the western United States and parts of Mexico.
Despite their name, Jerusalem crickets are neither true crickets, true bugs, nor native to Jerusalem, and they do not prefer potatoes for food. Active only at night, the insects use their strong mandibles to feed primarily on dead organic material but can also eat other insects. Their highly adapted feet are used for burrowing beneath moist soil to feed on decaying root plants and tubers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cricket

Not a bug lover but thank you for the help Google and Wikipedia!

xJcBx · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:13

i.e If you die in your sleep then it will eat you.
KILL IT WITH FIRE

Archibald0 · 9 Oct 2010 at 17:39

take some more pics

utajoker · 9 Oct 2010 at 18:26

suggest half a jar of mustard and one ion cannon.

Nymins · 9 Oct 2010 at 18:28

Dr.Hibbert: Fire, and lots of it

Thesaff · 9 Oct 2010 at 18:28

asakura797 said:
It's a Jerusalem Cricket.

Jerusalem crickets, also called potato bugs, are a group of large, flightless insects of the genus Stenopelmatus. They are native to the western United States and parts of Mexico.
Despite their name, Jerusalem crickets are neither true crickets, true bugs, nor native to Jerusalem, and they do not prefer potatoes for food. Active only at night, the insects use their strong mandibles to feed primarily on dead organic material but can also eat other insects. Their highly adapted feet are used for burrowing beneath moist soil to feed on decaying root plants and tubers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cricket

Not a bug lover but thank you for the help Google and Wikipedia!

I DONT CARE!!!! KILL IT!!! STAMP ON IT!!!! BURN IT!!! PULL IT APART WITH PLIERS!!!!