So I therefore conclude that somehow splicing organic material from a McDonald's burger into the human biological make-up is the secret to ETERNAL YOUTH! Muahahahaha! I'm going to be rich!![]()
I won't be financing your venture.
So I therefore conclude that somehow splicing organic material from a McDonald's burger into the human biological make-up is the secret to ETERNAL YOUTH! Muahahahaha! I'm going to be rich!![]()
I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was kept in a controlled environment.
exactly
what a pointless investigation. As somebody has said, if it was left out in the air normally, it would have dust and everything.
BS
Flies and ants would be on that

And before anybody says it, the preservatives argument is pointless, as McDonalds thrown anything out thats not eaten within 10 minutes. I used to work there and saw it done religiously. The amount of food that gets wasted :/
It was not known at unexpected quiet periods for burgers to be sat there for 20 minutes or more and still sold. I bet they tasted disgusting.
Quorn is just a fungus...surely we could have shipped lots of it to feed the starving if they have 24x7 production lines making the stuff.
Feed half the worlds starving to the other half, problem solved...