Phone a friend and tell this joke

[wannabedamned]

I heard it on a TV show the other day, but for those who have missed the show. It's worth doing as I found it hilarious and immediately phoned a friend of mine.

Ring your friend and say

"What has a 1 inch penis and hangs down?"

Wait for their response of "I dont know" or whatever.

Reply: "A bat"

Then say

"What has a 10 inch penis and hangs up?"

Wait for their response of "I don't know" or whatever and then hang up the phone!

I thought it was brilliant

 

[TheCenturion]

Are you so insecure of your size that you have to prank call friends to inform them that you're well endowed?

 

[reflux]

Oh, the lols

 

[tres]

Older than my own 10" penis

 

[PMKeates]

Are you so insecure of your size that you have to prank call friends to inform them that you're well endowed?

Could be worse, could post a picture of it on the Internet!

 

[Cosimo]

Little things please little minds.

 

[arknor]

maybe if i was 12

ocuk age range seems to be going down :S

 

[Narj]

Could be worse, could post a picture of it on the Internet!

Where's Penski when you need him?

 

[joey1211]

But what if THEY hang up the phone before you do...

 

[wannabedamned]

maybe if i was 12

ocuk age range seems to be going down :S

I'm 28 and i used it on my 23 year old brother! The joke, not the penis.

It was funny stuff!

And the show that had it on, it was a joke between a mortician and a Detective! Can't get more mature than that!

 

[arknor]

I'm 28 and i used it on my 23 year old brother! The joke, not the penis.

It was funny stuff!

And the show that had it on, it was a joke between a mortician and a Detective! Can't get more mature than that!

did you knock on his door and run away giggling to yourself after?

 

[flibbage0]

What if they hang up???

 

[Fourstar]

What if they hang up???

You'll know she really was a ladyboy and that now may be a good time to cancel the second date!

 

[EdGey]

I dont get it tbh.

 

[Vita]

I'm 28 and i used it on my 23 year old brother! The joke, not the penis.

It was funny stuff!

And the show that had it on, it was a joke between a mortician and a Detective! Can't get more mature than that!

Did you share a bedroom with him at the age of 18?

 

[shifty_uk]

What if you only have a 9 inch penis?

 

[Aod]

Where's Penski when you need him?

he got permabanned ages ago

 

[Deleted member 105233]

Lol! Not bad xD

 

[V4nger]

Heh

 

[Cosimo]

What if you only have a 9 inch penis?

Change the joke.