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Q-Why is a pistol better than a wife
A-you can silence a pistol
*leaves quickly*
A-you can silence a pistol
*leaves quickly*
Carp joke time
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There is no fish references in that joke at all 
*catches up to FatBoyObese and repeatedly kicks him in the kidneys*
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I have a four minute head start though
Your username doest exactly scream "four minute mile" though
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There is no fish references in that joke at all
Disappointed, was expecting a fish joke
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, Anything you want.. After
all, you're the guv" .
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch." This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the
other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well, sort of right, this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?", queries Noah?
"Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check".
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
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Your username doest exactly scream "four minute mile" though
I can do a four minute 100yrds though
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Yay!
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Whats the fastest fish in the world?
A motor pike and a side carp.
A motor pike and a side carp.
Two fish in a tank, one says "How do you drive this thing?"
