I scrape excess moisture off my skin using 200 year old claymore.
I would say one is a dressing gown and the other is less straight.
I'll dry my hair and face in front of the mirror as soon as I step out of the shower then sit in front of my computer wearing a towel whilst the rest of me dries off.
I get dried IN the shower, I hate a wet bathroom floor.
I dry off when shaving/brushing my teeth.
I dry off when shaving/brushing my teeth.
Am I weird?