I raced a BMW M6 and my EVO kept up!

I once beat an f40 in my hyundi pony 1.3l. The other drive didn't even bother, he parked his ferrari and tried to swap if for my prancing pony.
He said to me "Mike you got to know when you beat."
 
I overtook a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti (I think) the other day, and he was behind me for a good few miles. True story. It's because my car has the same engine as found in a Noble M12.

I did struggle to beat a Golf GT TDI though. But I did win. And it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
 
Howard said:
I overtook a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti (I think) the other day, and he was behind me for a good few miles. True story. It's because my car has the same engine as found in a Noble M12.

I did struggle to beat a Golf GT TDI though. But I did win. And it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
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yeah bruv. when you said you beat a golf tdi, we all knew you were telling porkies. mike haxxed your logon??
 
Howard said:
I overtook a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti (I think) the other day, and he was behind me for a good few miles. True story. It's because my car has the same engine as found in a Noble M12.

I did struggle to beat a Golf GT TDI though. But I did win. And it doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
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Was it not yourself that was pushing an Aston through some back roads?

Only to have to post proof to the non-belivers?
 
ubersonic said:
I once lost an Eclipse racing a halfcast bald guy in an RX7 for slips, apparently he lives his life 1/4 mile at a time
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was he really camp?

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Lol newbs.

I have the dc2 and everyone knows that once vtec kicks in on these that the earth spins backwards. I even once outdragged a focus st to the moon, mainly as he undetsteerd to uranus after , hitting lunar orbit.
 
1) I once completely owned a modified Impreza STI PPP in my old Supra TT from a rolling 40mph start.

2) I also once annihilated a Porsche 911 Turbo in a 0-60 drag whilst wearing only a dinner jacket, boxer shorts and carrying a half empty carton of semi skimmed milk. I had to sprint a bit at the end because he was catching up. I think the milk was slowing me down a bit.










*One of the above may not be true.
 
I annihilated a mobility scooter this morning, only using foot power. Once I hit a steady 4mph walking speed though the old dear started getting past me. I managed to turn round a corner and continue, she couldn't brake in time and slammed into a furniture store.

Cat C scooter methinks.
 
-Ad- said:
Lol newbs.

I have the dc2 and everyone knows that once vtec kicks in on these that the earth spins backwards. I even once outdragged a focus st to the moon, mainly as he undetsteerd to uranus after , hitting lunar orbit.
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I have a similar experience with VTAK y0! I was out on a cruise with my mate Han and I crossed 5.5k RPM and the earth's crust split and I left trails of fire on the tarmac.

The police didn't bother chasing me because I could do over 180km/h.
 
Six6siX said:
1) I once completely owned a modified Impreza STI PPP in my old Supra TT from a rolling 40mph start.

2) I also once annihilated a Porsche 911 Turbo in a 0-60 drag whilst wearing only a dinner jacket, boxer shorts and carrying a half empty carton of semi skimmed milk. I had to sprint a bit at the end because he was catching up. I think the milk was slowing me down a bit.




yeah that night was sick. was close to 77.8mph but then after you suddenly passed him like he was going backwards and standing still

yeeehar





*One of the above may not be true.
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I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships.

:D
 
My 130bhp 1980s Ford does 0-60 in under 4secs and would run rings around most the cars mentioned in this thread around a track.

I may have missed the point though as this is actually true :D
 
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